Today's game with Lebanon Valley is still being played...however the combination of rain and Etown's lack of a true press box prevents me from taking the computer out in the rain. I apologize for the inconvenience...I'll try to put up some post-game info.
The next match is Wednesday October 4th at Muhlenberg.
9.27.2006
Etown vs Albright: Terrors on the Turf part duex
Wednesday September 27th
Elizabethtown College vs Albright College Lions
4:00 pm Shirk Stadium...Albright’s Brand Spankin’ New Turf Field of Luxury and Pleasure
Conditions: Bright, Warm, Sunny afternoon...sleeves are rolled all the way up.
Starting 11
Etown - 5-2-1 (overall) 1-0 (conference)
GK- AJ Fleisher
4- Michael "Sunshine" Terry
5- Mike Helsel
8- Brennan Reichenbach
12- Josh Hoffman
14- Rick "King Richard" Winstanley
15- Luke Mitchell
16- Bryan Holt
18- James Runyon
27- Zach Galbraith
28- Brian Raveling
Coach- Skip Roderick
Albright- 4-2-1 (overall) 1-0 (conference)
GK- Joe Hartmann
8- Mike Depasquale
10- Steve Moran
11- Matt Fleissner
12- Tim Legendre
13- Brad Mease
14- Michael Goffredo
15- Matthew Spolski
17- Dan Martin
23- Joseph Kelly
25- Tommy Talarico
Coach- Pat Stanco
Pre-game Notes: I have been in many press boxes on both the professional and collegiate levels, and Albrights ‘box’ is by far one of the greatest...there is a kitchen, bathroom, even sliding windows...It’s FANTASTIC!...Although I despise playing on turf, this is a brand new facility with top of the line carpet....Albright enters the match-up coming off a pair of 2-1 wins against Gwynedd-Mercy and Moravian...However, the Lions competition looks to get stiffer as they continue into the season, after today’s match against Etown, they travel to Messiah, and then several days later face York....At the other end of the spectrum, the Blue Jays are coming off a devastating 1-0 loss to Lycoming College. While the Jays, lost earlier in the season to nationally ranked Stevens Tech, the Lyco upset came as an absolute shocker and will definitely have an impact on their chance to make the NCAA tournament if they do not win the conference...The Jays have a tough road ahead, but they must remain focused and take everything one game at a time...Today SHOULD be an easy victory, but the boys must capitalize on their opportunities (Skipper mentioned 5 missed breakaways in the Lycoming contest)...The Jays will be without the services of Junior George Severini and Sophomore Wes Bunting today(Have no fear, the blue Bunting throwback is still proudly being worn atop my shirt and tie)...Both are nursing injuries and are not dressing for the match....Etown will miss Bunting’s great air play and hard tackles in the back...Albright Sophomore forward Tommy Talarico, last years Conference Rookie of the Year, is currently tied for the conference lead with 5 goals, his goal this past Saturday marked the 20th of his young career.
1st: Blue Jays come out in a 3-5-2...everyone looks to be in a new position, I’m anxious to see how this works out
2nd: Just noticed Runyon’s freshly bic’d head...definitely more aerodynamic
5th: Zach sends a great through ball to a streaking Hoffman on the far side...Hoff can’t quite reach it though, and it’s scooped up by Hartmann.
6th: Raveling sends a great ball into the box, but it can’t find a head.
7th: Helsel with a shot from 20 yards out, but it’s high, wide and not at all handsome...I’ve always wanted to say that.
9th: Galbraith with a fantastic cross near the corner... Helsel’s unmarked, but his header sails just over the goal.
10th: Lions get first corner of the game...Martin sends an out-swinger into the box but it’s headed out for a Blue Jay throw.
12th: Hoffman shot from 25yds out easily picked up by Hartmann.
13th: Hoffman with another good look...If Jays keep knocking on the door, they’re bound to find the back of the net soon.
16th: Etown doing a real good job possessing the ball...Albright’s doing all they can just to get a foot on it.
18th: Blue Jays have 6 shots early on...only 1 has been on goal though.
20th: Etown- Matt Diller for Runyon
21st: Diller chases a ball deep into the corner...I just realized Diller looks like a giraffe when he runs...a menacing, vicious goal-scoring giraffe.
23rd: Albright foul 30yds out...Hoffman free kick sent into the mixer, but can’t find any Jays.
26th: Albright- 5 for Goffredo... "#5" is not listed on the Albright roster and no one has any idea who this mystery player is...this severely chaps my hide.
27th: Albright send a long ball into the box, but several Lions are called off-sides...where’s their pride???...I know I said, ‘never again,’ but I can’t help it, I have a soft spot for animal puns.
28th: Rick gets another shot, just wide...Blue Jays still having a tough time finding the wood work.
30th: Albright Foul 30yds out...Galbraith sends a beautiful ball into the box...Diller rises above the pack and sends it on goal...punched out by Hartman for a Blue Jay throw.
31st: Blue Jay Corner...Rick sends a low drive into the box, but it’s cleared by the Albright Defense.
32nd: Fleissner receives a yellow for a hard tackle.
33rd: Albright- Abdul Khawam for Talarico
34th: Blue Jay Corner...Rick serves a great ball...Diller flicks it back post to Helsel who drives a header on goal...Nice effort, but Albright defense to save a goal.
38th: Hoffman with a hard shot from 25 yds out..nice save by Hartmann.
39th: Albright corner late in the half...Martin sends the cross right into AJ’s hands.
40th: Zach with another great serve from the corner...Helsel with a well-struck header that whizzes just past the post.
42nd: King Richard with some fancy footwork in the corner, but his cross can’t find anyone.
First Half Recap: Jays have out-shot the Lions 12-0 and are totally dominating every aspect of the game...I hope this doesn’t turn out like the Lycoming game...3-5-2 is working really well for Etown...Across the back, it’s Mitchell, Holt, and Raveling...In the mid-field it looks like Rick and Brennan are playing defensive, while Sunny’s attacking with Hoffman and Galbraith on the flanks...Runyon and Helsel started up top, but it’s the basic idea of a big target, with a little guy running off of him....Galbraith is playing really well, I like him making runs up and down the line, and he’s had some quality services...The three in the back look very solid, with Holt anchoring the trio...Jays just need to start making their shots dangerous, and the goals will come.
Stats at the Half-
Shots 12-0 Etown
Corner 3-2 Etown
Saves 3-0 Hartmann
Fouls 7-7
Start of 2nd: Despite my praises, Galbraith will start the 2nd on the bench in favor of Reading’s favorite son, and my former ‘Estate Neighbor,’ Pete Moore....Owen Friedrich in for Brennan in the back
47th: Hoffman with a great service...Helsel with a well-driven header...Nice save by Hartmann
48th: King Richard with a long throw deep in Albright territory, Runyon flicks it on to Helsel who keeps it going across to Sunny who drives it low and into the back corner of the net...GOAL! 1-0 Etown...Good Teamwork.
50th: "#5" is still in the gam and has yet to be identified...I hate him.
52nd: Blue Jays have numbers on the attack, but Rick one-touches it right to the keeper from 30yds out...I think King Richard may be exhausted from spending nearly 2 hours on our Greater China test earlier today...the average finishing time was 45-60 minutes.
56th: Jeff Warusz for Helsel, and Steve Petrosky for Diller
57th: Rick settles it 25yds out and hits a nice ‘square ball’ to Sunshine...Sunny’s shot not as quality as his last strike, and it sails high over the bar.
58th: Warusz flicks a great ball through to Petrosky who fights off two defenders and gets off a shot...Saved by Hartmann.
60th: Lions are tired, lazy, or just plain awful, and Jays are having their way in their offensive third.
61st: Lion foul 30yds out...Rick sends a great ball into the box that’s punched out by Hartmann...ball sent back into the mixer before Owen fires a shot from point-blank range that’s saved by Hartmann.
63rd: Rowdy Albright Hooligan-Thugs are starting to congregate along the sidelines and taunt the Etown players...Paging Nancy Latimore.
65th: Albright- Goffredo for Matt Metanchuk
67th: The game is two-thirds over and Albright has yet to record a shot on goal...I’m pretty sure my intramural team is better.
69th: Etown- Helsel, Runyon, Reichenbach, and Tommy Reinmiller for Warusz, Petrosky, Hoffman, and Winstanley....Before the game Skip assured me he wouldn’t be making that many subs...He lies.
72nd: Albright- Khawam for "#5"...could he possibly be out for the rest of the game???
73rd: Albright Corner...Martin sends an out-swinger into the box Legendre climbs over his defenders and hits a nice header top shelf..Goal! 1-1...It really looked like Legendre’s hands were all over his defender, but no call was made and the Jays are gonna need another late goal to get a victory.
76th: Albright- Fleissner and "#5" in for Mease and Khawam....why do you plague me #5??!?!?
78th: Mood has definitely changed from "Romping and Frollicking" to "Oh my goodness, we’re tied with Albright."
79th: I’m trying to come up with a fictional name for #5...right now I’m torn between Turd Ferguson and Dick Trickle.
79th: Another Albright Corner...Martin sends another in, but AJ punches it out for a Lion throw.
80th: Blue Jays being very cautious with the ball, they're waiting for the perfect shot.
80th: Albright- Mease for Ferguson/Trickle...I still haven’t decided.
82nd: Eotwn- Rick and Diller for Runyon and Owen
83rd: Albright sends a long cross into the box...AJ gets beat near post but Raveling saves a goal with a header that ricochets off the cross-bar, but back into the middle of the 6...Another Blue Jay defender ends the madness and clears it out for a corner.
84th: Alrbight corner...AJ tries for diving save, but is bowled over by Albright player...foul is called, Lion fans protest....I’m pretty sure they’ve never actually watched soccer before.
85th: I just heard what sounds like a duck call, and I know there are no water fowl in beautiful downtown Reading...It’s music to my ears, but will it rally the Jays?
86th: Albright has no desire to win this game...Lions have everyone bunkered in, and are playing for a tie.
88th: Brennan gets a shot from 18yds out...deflects off Albright defender, great diving save by Hartmann.
89th: I hate looking up at the scoreboard...the realization of what is going on right now makes me sick.
90th: 30 seconds left...Blue Jays get free-kick from 20yds out...Holt drives a hard shot off the wall...ball bounces out-of-bounds...End of Regulation.
End of Regulation Recap: All you need to know is this...SHOTS: 21-1 ETOWN...Jays scored early, they didn’t stop attacking, but Albright scored a lucky, possibly controversial goal off a corner to equalize late...Blue Jays have dominated, and just need to continue playing the way they have, and they’ll net the winner in one of the two 10-minute OT’s.
Start of First Extra Period: Starters are back in, except Diller is uptop for Runyon.
91st: Albright with a great look from 30yds out...ball sent back stick but can’t find a head.
93rd: Talarico touches the ball...I forgot he was playing today.
94th: Albright free kick 40yds out...cleared by Blue Jay defense.
95th: Rick settles and sends a great ball to Helsel down the flank, but the speedster can’t quite get to it...Albright goalkick.
96th: Albright keeper has wasted a full minute between retrieving the ball, and taking the kick.
96th: Diller with a great look 10yds out...leans back just a little too much while striking it, and sends it just over the bar.
96th: Etown- Runyon for Diller, Albright- Martin for Mease.
97th: Deep throw for the Jays...cleared by Albright.
99th: Rick with a nice move, is tripped up, he falls on the ball, then grabs a hold of it...that’s a cheeky move from the Englishmen...Blue Jay free kick 20yds out
99th: Hoffman shoots a laser right at Hartmann.
100th: Galbraith with a good, clean tackle outside the Blue Jays box...Albright supporters screaming murder...No call.
100th: Helsel takes it baseline and peppers another shot at Hartmann.
End of 1st Extra Period Recap: Jays continue their dominance....they’re painfully close with their shots...they just need a little extra from someone...who will it be?
Start of 2nd Extra Period: Warusz and Petey are into the game for Zach and Helsel.
102nd: Albright with a free kick from 20 yds out...eventually cleared by King Richard.
103rd: Rick makes a clean tackle...but ref calls a foul from other side of the field...and there’s the first ‘wanker’ of the game.
105th: Albright Corner...Martin’s outswinger cleared for an Albright throw.
105th: Albright has officially wasted more time than they spent warming up for the game.
106th: Petey with some nice moves along the baseline but his bangu can’t find anyone.
107th: If desparation hasn’t sunk in yet, it should...we’re 3 minutes away from tying Albright.
109th: Etown- Helsel for Runyon, Albright- "#5" for Mease...There was honestly NO need to sub him back in...I think Coach Stanco is simply trying to spite me.
110th: 20 seconds... Blue Jay corner...Warusz with a nice ball, finds Brennan head....but it sails wide...End of Game...1-1 tie.
Final Stats-
Shots 23-1 Etown
Corners 5-5
Saves 11-0 Hartmann
fouls 15-13 Albright
Man of the Match: Michael Terry
Buffalo Bills Award: Joe Hartmann
End of Game Recap: The stats tell the story of this game...The Jays had all the opportunities but couldn’t net the goals when they needed them...I thought several Jays had strong performances including Galbraith, Holt, Helsel, Hoffman, and Sunny.... Although a draw isn’t a horrible result, it’s far from ideal. The Blue Jays are now in a position where they cannot afford to have anymore games like this for this rest of the season....They host Lebanon Valley this weekend, but in the near future they play Muhlenberg, Getysburg, and Wilkes, all of whom are ranked higher than the Blue Jays in the regional rankings....Someone needs to step up and be a finisher on this team.
p.s. I still think my intramural team is better than Albright.
Next Up:
Etown vs Lebanon Valley
Sunday October 1st
2:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Elizabethtown College vs Albright College Lions
4:00 pm Shirk Stadium...Albright’s Brand Spankin’ New Turf Field of Luxury and Pleasure
Conditions: Bright, Warm, Sunny afternoon...sleeves are rolled all the way up.
Starting 11
Etown - 5-2-1 (overall) 1-0 (conference)
GK- AJ Fleisher
4- Michael "Sunshine" Terry
5- Mike Helsel
8- Brennan Reichenbach
12- Josh Hoffman
14- Rick "King Richard" Winstanley
15- Luke Mitchell
16- Bryan Holt
18- James Runyon
27- Zach Galbraith
28- Brian Raveling
Coach- Skip Roderick
Albright- 4-2-1 (overall) 1-0 (conference)
GK- Joe Hartmann
8- Mike Depasquale
10- Steve Moran
11- Matt Fleissner
12- Tim Legendre
13- Brad Mease
14- Michael Goffredo
15- Matthew Spolski
17- Dan Martin
23- Joseph Kelly
25- Tommy Talarico
Coach- Pat Stanco
Pre-game Notes: I have been in many press boxes on both the professional and collegiate levels, and Albrights ‘box’ is by far one of the greatest...there is a kitchen, bathroom, even sliding windows...It’s FANTASTIC!...Although I despise playing on turf, this is a brand new facility with top of the line carpet....Albright enters the match-up coming off a pair of 2-1 wins against Gwynedd-Mercy and Moravian...However, the Lions competition looks to get stiffer as they continue into the season, after today’s match against Etown, they travel to Messiah, and then several days later face York....At the other end of the spectrum, the Blue Jays are coming off a devastating 1-0 loss to Lycoming College. While the Jays, lost earlier in the season to nationally ranked Stevens Tech, the Lyco upset came as an absolute shocker and will definitely have an impact on their chance to make the NCAA tournament if they do not win the conference...The Jays have a tough road ahead, but they must remain focused and take everything one game at a time...Today SHOULD be an easy victory, but the boys must capitalize on their opportunities (Skipper mentioned 5 missed breakaways in the Lycoming contest)...The Jays will be without the services of Junior George Severini and Sophomore Wes Bunting today(Have no fear, the blue Bunting throwback is still proudly being worn atop my shirt and tie)...Both are nursing injuries and are not dressing for the match....Etown will miss Bunting’s great air play and hard tackles in the back...Albright Sophomore forward Tommy Talarico, last years Conference Rookie of the Year, is currently tied for the conference lead with 5 goals, his goal this past Saturday marked the 20th of his young career.
1st: Blue Jays come out in a 3-5-2...everyone looks to be in a new position, I’m anxious to see how this works out
2nd: Just noticed Runyon’s freshly bic’d head...definitely more aerodynamic
5th: Zach sends a great through ball to a streaking Hoffman on the far side...Hoff can’t quite reach it though, and it’s scooped up by Hartmann.
6th: Raveling sends a great ball into the box, but it can’t find a head.
7th: Helsel with a shot from 20 yards out, but it’s high, wide and not at all handsome...I’ve always wanted to say that.
9th: Galbraith with a fantastic cross near the corner... Helsel’s unmarked, but his header sails just over the goal.
10th: Lions get first corner of the game...Martin sends an out-swinger into the box but it’s headed out for a Blue Jay throw.
12th: Hoffman shot from 25yds out easily picked up by Hartmann.
13th: Hoffman with another good look...If Jays keep knocking on the door, they’re bound to find the back of the net soon.
16th: Etown doing a real good job possessing the ball...Albright’s doing all they can just to get a foot on it.
18th: Blue Jays have 6 shots early on...only 1 has been on goal though.
20th: Etown- Matt Diller for Runyon
21st: Diller chases a ball deep into the corner...I just realized Diller looks like a giraffe when he runs...a menacing, vicious goal-scoring giraffe.
23rd: Albright foul 30yds out...Hoffman free kick sent into the mixer, but can’t find any Jays.
26th: Albright- 5 for Goffredo... "#5" is not listed on the Albright roster and no one has any idea who this mystery player is...this severely chaps my hide.
27th: Albright send a long ball into the box, but several Lions are called off-sides...where’s their pride???...I know I said, ‘never again,’ but I can’t help it, I have a soft spot for animal puns.
28th: Rick gets another shot, just wide...Blue Jays still having a tough time finding the wood work.
30th: Albright Foul 30yds out...Galbraith sends a beautiful ball into the box...Diller rises above the pack and sends it on goal...punched out by Hartman for a Blue Jay throw.
31st: Blue Jay Corner...Rick sends a low drive into the box, but it’s cleared by the Albright Defense.
32nd: Fleissner receives a yellow for a hard tackle.
33rd: Albright- Abdul Khawam for Talarico
34th: Blue Jay Corner...Rick serves a great ball...Diller flicks it back post to Helsel who drives a header on goal...Nice effort, but Albright defense to save a goal.
38th: Hoffman with a hard shot from 25 yds out..nice save by Hartmann.
39th: Albright corner late in the half...Martin sends the cross right into AJ’s hands.
40th: Zach with another great serve from the corner...Helsel with a well-struck header that whizzes just past the post.
42nd: King Richard with some fancy footwork in the corner, but his cross can’t find anyone.
First Half Recap: Jays have out-shot the Lions 12-0 and are totally dominating every aspect of the game...I hope this doesn’t turn out like the Lycoming game...3-5-2 is working really well for Etown...Across the back, it’s Mitchell, Holt, and Raveling...In the mid-field it looks like Rick and Brennan are playing defensive, while Sunny’s attacking with Hoffman and Galbraith on the flanks...Runyon and Helsel started up top, but it’s the basic idea of a big target, with a little guy running off of him....Galbraith is playing really well, I like him making runs up and down the line, and he’s had some quality services...The three in the back look very solid, with Holt anchoring the trio...Jays just need to start making their shots dangerous, and the goals will come.
Stats at the Half-
Shots 12-0 Etown
Corner 3-2 Etown
Saves 3-0 Hartmann
Fouls 7-7
Start of 2nd: Despite my praises, Galbraith will start the 2nd on the bench in favor of Reading’s favorite son, and my former ‘Estate Neighbor,’ Pete Moore....Owen Friedrich in for Brennan in the back
47th: Hoffman with a great service...Helsel with a well-driven header...Nice save by Hartmann
48th: King Richard with a long throw deep in Albright territory, Runyon flicks it on to Helsel who keeps it going across to Sunny who drives it low and into the back corner of the net...GOAL! 1-0 Etown...Good Teamwork.
50th: "#5" is still in the gam and has yet to be identified...I hate him.
52nd: Blue Jays have numbers on the attack, but Rick one-touches it right to the keeper from 30yds out...I think King Richard may be exhausted from spending nearly 2 hours on our Greater China test earlier today...the average finishing time was 45-60 minutes.
56th: Jeff Warusz for Helsel, and Steve Petrosky for Diller
57th: Rick settles it 25yds out and hits a nice ‘square ball’ to Sunshine...Sunny’s shot not as quality as his last strike, and it sails high over the bar.
58th: Warusz flicks a great ball through to Petrosky who fights off two defenders and gets off a shot...Saved by Hartmann.
60th: Lions are tired, lazy, or just plain awful, and Jays are having their way in their offensive third.
61st: Lion foul 30yds out...Rick sends a great ball into the box that’s punched out by Hartmann...ball sent back into the mixer before Owen fires a shot from point-blank range that’s saved by Hartmann.
63rd: Rowdy Albright Hooligan-Thugs are starting to congregate along the sidelines and taunt the Etown players...Paging Nancy Latimore.
65th: Albright- Goffredo for Matt Metanchuk
67th: The game is two-thirds over and Albright has yet to record a shot on goal...I’m pretty sure my intramural team is better.
69th: Etown- Helsel, Runyon, Reichenbach, and Tommy Reinmiller for Warusz, Petrosky, Hoffman, and Winstanley....Before the game Skip assured me he wouldn’t be making that many subs...He lies.
72nd: Albright- Khawam for "#5"...could he possibly be out for the rest of the game???
73rd: Albright Corner...Martin sends an out-swinger into the box Legendre climbs over his defenders and hits a nice header top shelf..Goal! 1-1...It really looked like Legendre’s hands were all over his defender, but no call was made and the Jays are gonna need another late goal to get a victory.
76th: Albright- Fleissner and "#5" in for Mease and Khawam....why do you plague me #5??!?!?
78th: Mood has definitely changed from "Romping and Frollicking" to "Oh my goodness, we’re tied with Albright."
79th: I’m trying to come up with a fictional name for #5...right now I’m torn between Turd Ferguson and Dick Trickle.
79th: Another Albright Corner...Martin sends another in, but AJ punches it out for a Lion throw.
80th: Blue Jays being very cautious with the ball, they're waiting for the perfect shot.
80th: Albright- Mease for Ferguson/Trickle...I still haven’t decided.
82nd: Eotwn- Rick and Diller for Runyon and Owen
83rd: Albright sends a long cross into the box...AJ gets beat near post but Raveling saves a goal with a header that ricochets off the cross-bar, but back into the middle of the 6...Another Blue Jay defender ends the madness and clears it out for a corner.
84th: Alrbight corner...AJ tries for diving save, but is bowled over by Albright player...foul is called, Lion fans protest....I’m pretty sure they’ve never actually watched soccer before.
85th: I just heard what sounds like a duck call, and I know there are no water fowl in beautiful downtown Reading...It’s music to my ears, but will it rally the Jays?
86th: Albright has no desire to win this game...Lions have everyone bunkered in, and are playing for a tie.
88th: Brennan gets a shot from 18yds out...deflects off Albright defender, great diving save by Hartmann.
89th: I hate looking up at the scoreboard...the realization of what is going on right now makes me sick.
90th: 30 seconds left...Blue Jays get free-kick from 20yds out...Holt drives a hard shot off the wall...ball bounces out-of-bounds...End of Regulation.
End of Regulation Recap: All you need to know is this...SHOTS: 21-1 ETOWN...Jays scored early, they didn’t stop attacking, but Albright scored a lucky, possibly controversial goal off a corner to equalize late...Blue Jays have dominated, and just need to continue playing the way they have, and they’ll net the winner in one of the two 10-minute OT’s.
Start of First Extra Period: Starters are back in, except Diller is uptop for Runyon.
91st: Albright with a great look from 30yds out...ball sent back stick but can’t find a head.
93rd: Talarico touches the ball...I forgot he was playing today.
94th: Albright free kick 40yds out...cleared by Blue Jay defense.
95th: Rick settles and sends a great ball to Helsel down the flank, but the speedster can’t quite get to it...Albright goalkick.
96th: Albright keeper has wasted a full minute between retrieving the ball, and taking the kick.
96th: Diller with a great look 10yds out...leans back just a little too much while striking it, and sends it just over the bar.
96th: Etown- Runyon for Diller, Albright- Martin for Mease.
97th: Deep throw for the Jays...cleared by Albright.
99th: Rick with a nice move, is tripped up, he falls on the ball, then grabs a hold of it...that’s a cheeky move from the Englishmen...Blue Jay free kick 20yds out
99th: Hoffman shoots a laser right at Hartmann.
100th: Galbraith with a good, clean tackle outside the Blue Jays box...Albright supporters screaming murder...No call.
100th: Helsel takes it baseline and peppers another shot at Hartmann.
End of 1st Extra Period Recap: Jays continue their dominance....they’re painfully close with their shots...they just need a little extra from someone...who will it be?
Start of 2nd Extra Period: Warusz and Petey are into the game for Zach and Helsel.
102nd: Albright with a free kick from 20 yds out...eventually cleared by King Richard.
103rd: Rick makes a clean tackle...but ref calls a foul from other side of the field...and there’s the first ‘wanker’ of the game.
105th: Albright Corner...Martin’s outswinger cleared for an Albright throw.
105th: Albright has officially wasted more time than they spent warming up for the game.
106th: Petey with some nice moves along the baseline but his bangu can’t find anyone.
107th: If desparation hasn’t sunk in yet, it should...we’re 3 minutes away from tying Albright.
109th: Etown- Helsel for Runyon, Albright- "#5" for Mease...There was honestly NO need to sub him back in...I think Coach Stanco is simply trying to spite me.
110th: 20 seconds... Blue Jay corner...Warusz with a nice ball, finds Brennan head....but it sails wide...End of Game...1-1 tie.
Final Stats-
Shots 23-1 Etown
Corners 5-5
Saves 11-0 Hartmann
fouls 15-13 Albright
Man of the Match: Michael Terry
Buffalo Bills Award: Joe Hartmann
End of Game Recap: The stats tell the story of this game...The Jays had all the opportunities but couldn’t net the goals when they needed them...I thought several Jays had strong performances including Galbraith, Holt, Helsel, Hoffman, and Sunny.... Although a draw isn’t a horrible result, it’s far from ideal. The Blue Jays are now in a position where they cannot afford to have anymore games like this for this rest of the season....They host Lebanon Valley this weekend, but in the near future they play Muhlenberg, Getysburg, and Wilkes, all of whom are ranked higher than the Blue Jays in the regional rankings....Someone needs to step up and be a finisher on this team.
p.s. I still think my intramural team is better than Albright.
Next Up:
Etown vs Lebanon Valley
Sunday October 1st
2:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
9.20.2006
Disappointing News...
I am very sorry to say that I will not be able to make the Susquehanna-Etown game tonight. I am also the station manager of our college TV station, ECTV40, and that needs my full attention tonight. I also will be unable to make the Lycoming game this weekend. Once again my apologies, it pains me greatly to be missing such quality soccer. I promise you though, that I will be in attendance of the remaining games. Thanks for all the positive feedback thus far, and I look forward to rejoining you on Wednesday September 27th when the Jays travel to Albright to tackle the Lions.
9.16.2006
Bad News for the Bloggers: Etown vs PSU-Altoona Postponed
Since the boys game with PSU-Altoona got cancelled, I thought this would be an ideal time for the "news and notes" portion of this blog.
As for the game itself, the powers to be have not selected an official date and time to reschedule, but I’ll let you know as soon as I find out.
Secondly, speaking of the powers to be, Etownian sports editor Alex Cole had FANTASTIC article this week regarding our kill-joy athletic director, Nancy Latimore. Here’s the link to the article:
http://www.etownian.com/103/09.14/sports/athletic.department.asp
I could honestly fill up at least two posts speaking my mind on this matter, but I don’t feel that’s necessary. I simply feel that if the Athletic Department Regime continues to prevent the fans from "experiencing the game", it will have a negative affect on recruiting and the future of Etown sports. Let’s be honest when potential athletes come up for visits and they see the heart and spirt of the Etown faithful on a Saturday afternoon or evening, they instantly want to be a part of that atmosphere. I just encourage the Hill Monsters to "stand strong" and keep bleeding royal blue and white(ironic, because our school colors are navy blue and gray, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms).
Next on the agenda is my beef with sophomore Wes Bunting. Now I have always been a strong supporter of Wes Man Tooth...I even wear my Bunting throwback to away games, but in my most recent Etownian article, Wesley had some serious issues with my word choice :
"A final highlight over the weekend for the Jays was the overall play of Bunting. The YOUNGSTER raked in Defensive MVP honors for the tournament, by making several goal-saving tackles, and even scoring a goal Saturday."
Wes chose to ignore my praises of his performance and the note of his accolades, rather focusing on my non-significant youthful description. I merely was trying to help the young lad, by pointing out his "boyish good looks."
Wes, however, was not keen with my generous efforts. Apparently Wes had been fuming over this horribly inacurate description all day, stating the "he was a Sophomore darnit, not a "youngster." His unharnessed rage and furry finally boiled to a head later in the evening at the Jays Nest when he lashed out at me with a verbal and physical onslaught that ended with curly fries being used for purposes they were not intended for.
Ok Wes have it your way...I have no choice but to reveal your deepest darkest secret: You are actually a member of the feline family. I bet you thought you could sneak this one by me...by oh no young Bunting, this is precisely why you don’t screw with members of the media...we have the tools and resources to dig up the deepest of skeletons. Through extensive research, I actually have photographic evidence of Wes and one of his close relatives....
As for the game itself, the powers to be have not selected an official date and time to reschedule, but I’ll let you know as soon as I find out.
Secondly, speaking of the powers to be, Etownian sports editor Alex Cole had FANTASTIC article this week regarding our kill-joy athletic director, Nancy Latimore. Here’s the link to the article:
http://www.etownian.com/103/09.14/sports/athletic.department.asp
I could honestly fill up at least two posts speaking my mind on this matter, but I don’t feel that’s necessary. I simply feel that if the Athletic Department Regime continues to prevent the fans from "experiencing the game", it will have a negative affect on recruiting and the future of Etown sports. Let’s be honest when potential athletes come up for visits and they see the heart and spirt of the Etown faithful on a Saturday afternoon or evening, they instantly want to be a part of that atmosphere. I just encourage the Hill Monsters to "stand strong" and keep bleeding royal blue and white(ironic, because our school colors are navy blue and gray, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms).
Next on the agenda is my beef with sophomore Wes Bunting. Now I have always been a strong supporter of Wes Man Tooth...I even wear my Bunting throwback to away games, but in my most recent Etownian article, Wesley had some serious issues with my word choice :
"A final highlight over the weekend for the Jays was the overall play of Bunting. The YOUNGSTER raked in Defensive MVP honors for the tournament, by making several goal-saving tackles, and even scoring a goal Saturday."
Wes chose to ignore my praises of his performance and the note of his accolades, rather focusing on my non-significant youthful description. I merely was trying to help the young lad, by pointing out his "boyish good looks."
Wes, however, was not keen with my generous efforts. Apparently Wes had been fuming over this horribly inacurate description all day, stating the "he was a Sophomore darnit, not a "youngster." His unharnessed rage and furry finally boiled to a head later in the evening at the Jays Nest when he lashed out at me with a verbal and physical onslaught that ended with curly fries being used for purposes they were not intended for.
Ok Wes have it your way...I have no choice but to reveal your deepest darkest secret: You are actually a member of the feline family. I bet you thought you could sneak this one by me...by oh no young Bunting, this is precisely why you don’t screw with members of the media...we have the tools and resources to dig up the deepest of skeletons. Through extensive research, I actually have photographic evidence of Wes and one of his close relatives....
Above is a picture of Wesley Bunting, and below is his dearest relative Mufasa Bunting.
Yes, Wes Bunting is actually a LION!!!!
I know, I know...I was just as shocked as you are. The clues were there all along though...his ungroomed mane, his fierce tackles out on the field, and his primal death growls that can be heard all over the pitch....I'm sorry Wes, but you gave me no choice.
In non-fictional news, the Blue Jays travel to Susquehanna Wednesday September 20th to take on the Crusaders in a 7:00 pm showdown. I'll give a better preview as the game nears, but seeing as 'hanna has NEVER beaten the Blue Jays, I guarantee they will come out firing.
9.14.2006
Turf Time: Etown @ Drew
Wednesday September 13th
Elizabethtown College Blue Jay vs Drew University Rangers
7:00 pm Turf Field of Doom and Demise
Conditions: Overcast, chilly...but it’s turf, so nothing really matters.
STARTING 11
Etown (3-1-1)
GK- AJ Fleisher
3- Jeff Warusz
4- Michael "Sunshine" Terry
5- Mike Helsel
7- Mike McCabe
11-Wes Bunting
12- Josh Hoffman
14- Rick "King Richard" Winstanley
16- Bryan Holt
22- Matt Diller
27- Zach Galbraith
Coach- Skip Roderick
Drew (1-1-1)
GK- David Brigandi
2- Dan Bonder
8- Justin Starnes
9- Brian Dempsey
10- Matt Sidie
13- Joe Favata
15- Glenn Fitzgerald
16- Marc Chiarello
18- Matt Bonder
20- Bredin McCord
21- Dan Wehrle
Coach- Lenny Armuth
Pre-game Notes: During my college search, I initially looked at Drew for their beautiful campus and rigorous academics, however, after a 3-hour bus ride I hate the entire state of New Jersey...Highlight from the bus trip: Someone asked McCabe how long it took to get here, and he replied 2 hours and 45 minutes...without missing a beat, Skipper turned around and with a very straight face stated, "No Mike, It was 2 hours and 40 minutes"..Etown comes in following first loss of season 1-0 to 12th ranked Stevens Tech following tough series of games....Drew enters the matchup also coming off their first loss, a shocking upset at the hands of Dickinson 2-1 in overtime....During his pre-game pep talk Skip once again dug up some great material that inspired even me to blog the best game of my life...for luck, over my shirt and tie I’m rocking my blue #11 Wes Bunting throwback jersey circa 1975...ignore the fact that Wes will not be born for another 12 years or that everyone else in the press box think I’m a douche bag...it cost 2 dollars at homecoming last year, and I’ve gotta represent for the boys...When these two teams have hooked up in the past, it’s always been an exciting match...hopefully tonight will be no different..did I mention the turf might be a big factor?.
3rd Minute: Turf is definitely taking a while to get used to...ball is bouncing all over the place.
6th: Drew player sticks head into a dangerous tackle...fans hungry for a call in favor of Drew....ref opts for the Blue Jays.
7th: Hoffman volleys a nice shot on goal but Brigandi has no trouble and scoops it up.
8th: Rangers with a quick counter...Dempsey looks to be sprung on a breakaway but Galbraith gives a nice bump and ball goes out for a goalkick.
9th: Helsel with some space on the right flank, tries to cross, ends up with a shot....unlucky.
13th: Etown defense tries to clear the ball, but mishits it...falls right to the feet of Wehrle who winds up and rips a shot right at AJ...that was a little to close for comfort.
15th: Drew with ANOTHER early foul...that’s five on the game for the Rangers....maybe trying to set the tone early.
18th: Free kick opportunity for the Rangers...Sidie sends a long kick from mid-field into the box, but AJ rises above the pack and snags it out of the air.
20th Drew- Walsh and Pisani in for Matt Bonder and Fitzgerald.
23rd: Drew with some dangerous opportunities in the box, but shots keep getting blocked by Blue Jay defenders.
26th: Rick with a couple nice tackles out of the back...King Richard is looking pretty sharp early on.
29th: Drew- Costa, Pumphrey, Zizik in for Dempsey, McCord, Dan Bonder...Etown-Tommy Reinmiller for Matt Diller
31st: Favata with a hard foul on Sunshine...first yellow of the game goes to Drew.
32nd: Etown- Dirty Dan Flaherty for Diller
*Let it be noted that at some point during the game George Severini came into the game...neither the people in the press box, nor myself have the slightest idea when this substitution took place....I have reason to believe George may have simply materialized onto the field.
36th: 50-50 ball in Drew’s box...keeper can’t get a handle and Severini knocks the ball loose...he fires off two shots, but Drew defenders protect the goal
36th: Etown- James Runyon, Pete Moore, and Owen Friedrich for George, Sunny, and Hoffman
39th: Drew- Dempsey for Pumphrey
40th: Etown starting to keep the ball in Drew’s end....the boys look more comfortable with the turf.
40th: Rick with a hard tackle on a Drew player, foul is called....people in the stands think Rick is the whanker.
41st: Bonder with a great through ball to Dempsey that burns the Blue Jays defense....Dempsey dribbles toward goal then unselfishly dishes to Zizik who finishes the wide open opporunity...GOAL! Drew 1-0.
First Half Recap: Neither team looked all too dangerous in the first...still not sure how TWO Drew players got that wide open, maybe an off-sides trap gone bad...despite earlier comments, still not sure if the boys are comfortable with the turf, it’s definitely not making for very pretty soccer from either side...It’ll be a tough second half battle for the Jays...they just have to settle down, show some composure, and capitalize on any Drew mistake.
Stats at the Half-
Shots 5-5
Corners 0
Saves 5-1 Drew
Fouls 15-4 Drew
Start of 2nd: Runyon up top to start the 2nd...looks like we’re only playing with 3 in the back...this could be interesting.
47th: Bunting goes up and wins the ball out of the air, but commits a foul....I didn’t really notice him in the first...he definitely has to be more of a force in the second.
49th: Jays with an early look, free kick from 30 yards out....Hoffman sends it in but it sails over the Blue Jays target and out of play.
53rd: Runyon sends lazy cross into Drew box, Owen flicks it on, Tommy runs it into the goal for the first score of his Blue Jay career...GOAL! 1-1
53rd: Drew- Matt Bonder and Anthony Pisani...Etown- Diller for Runyon
57th: Drew- Glen Fitzgerald for Jeff Walsh...Etown- Bryan Kuppe for Helsel
58th: Dempsey with a wide open look from 6 yds out, but duffs on the shot...out for a throw
59th: Etown- Dirty and Helsel for Sunny and Reinmiller
59th: Drew player beats his man, serves a nice cross, but AJ comes up big again.
60th: Diller receives a nice pass inside Drew’s box, hits it wide....both teams getting some good chances to net the winner.
62nd: Great hustle by Wehrle, he sprints to save the ball from going out, then Zizik prevents it from going out on the baseline, beats his man and makes a beautiful cross to Dempsey whose header sails just above the crossbar.
63rd: Etown- Sunny for Rick
67th: Wehrle sends a dangerous cross into Blue Jays box, AJ again punches it out of danger.
68th: Blue Jays get first corner of the game....Hoffman sends a long high in-swinger deep to the back of the box...can’t find any Jays...cleared by Drew defense.
68th: Etown- Steve Petrosky for Dirty
70th: Rangers get their first corner down at other end...Matt Bonder curls it into the box, but it’s outted away from danger.
70th: Etown- Brian Raveling for Kuppe
71st: Etown- George for Diller
72nd: Matt Bonder with another corner for Drew...beautifuly struck, looks like it’s curling in but one of Etowns backs heads it out.
74th: Dangerous opportunity for Drew....foul called on Etown right at the top of the 18...Dempsey with great strike upper-90, but AJ makes a ridiculous saves to tip it over the bar.
75th: Drew- Walsh and Pisani for Fitzgerald and Matt Bonder
76th: George deep in Drew’s box, pass to Sunny....Sunny winds up, but shot is blocked by Drew defense.
77th: Drew- Degernes for Dempsey
80th: Wes with a great step to the ball...ref calls foul, good look for Drew.
80th: Drew free kick, headed out by Etown defense.
81st: Man in front of me has been cheering all game....but I wouldn’t really call it cheering, it just consists of "HEY BONDER" and "WHUD YA SAY MATTY"....I think he’s either mentally challenged or one of the Sopranos.
85th: Diller with a great one-touch to Rick running on...King Richard settles but hits it just wide.
85th: Drew- Dempsey and Fitzgerald for Zizik and Walsh.
85th: Rick with some more action up top....Skipper LOVES putting Rick up top...Rick hates it.
87th: Alex Degernes with a nice dipping shot that goes just wide of goal.
88th: McCabe fouled deep in Drew territory...free kick for the Jays
88th: Hoffman sends it across, headed away by Drew player... Etown corner
89th: Blue Jays with a vicious foul on Drew player in middle of the field....no call...Drew fans call ref a whanker and I don’t even think he’s British
90th: All hell has broken loose...Etown player goes down, but Ref doesn’t immediately blow whistle...players don’t know what to think, Drew player has breakaway, but realizes play has stopped...AJ, unsure of what Drew player is going to do, "drops the hammer" on unsuspecting Drew player...Drew fans say dirty things about ref’s mother...9 seconds left in game...MASS CHAOS...24 seconds put on the clock....yellow cards issued to AJ and the player who "Hammer was dropped on"....Etown free kick....I hear fans calling for tar and feathers.
End of Regulation Recap: Jays got just what they needed in early goal...both teams busted their tails and had great opportunities...I think the Jays switched up to a 3-5-2...worked pretty well...But with this Referee, I can’t really be sure of how this one will end up.
Start of First Extra Period: Skip leaves same formation in back with Galbraith, Holt, and Wes...Ravs and George up top.
94th: Sidie with a harsh tackle on English Rick...both players collaspe to the ground for several minutes...ref issues Sidie a yellow.
95th: Drew fans think Galbraith and his pony-tail look like a member of Hanson... they start singing "Mmm Bop"....I think they’re nincompoops.
98th: Helsel sends a dangerous ball into the box...Brigandi tries to punch it out but Wes leaps above and gets a head on it to flick it out....Severini controls the rebound and scores on the wide open goal....GOAL! 2-1 Etown. Game over.
Final Stats-
shots 13-11 Drew
corners 4-3
saves 5-3
fouls 24-11
Man of the Match: AJ "Golden Gloves" Fleisher
Buffalo Bills Award: George Severini
End of Game Recap: Despite refereeing, turf, tough opponent, the Jays never stopped hustling and picked up a HUGE victory...Good play front to back tonight, if the boys would have played tonight on grass they would have won big...I like the momentum...good start early in the season....and best of all, we’re getting pizza on the way home...I’m giddy.
Next Up:
Etown vs PSU-Altoona
Saturday September 16th
7:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Elizabethtown College Blue Jay vs Drew University Rangers
7:00 pm Turf Field of Doom and Demise
Conditions: Overcast, chilly...but it’s turf, so nothing really matters.
STARTING 11
Etown (3-1-1)
GK- AJ Fleisher
3- Jeff Warusz
4- Michael "Sunshine" Terry
5- Mike Helsel
7- Mike McCabe
11-Wes Bunting
12- Josh Hoffman
14- Rick "King Richard" Winstanley
16- Bryan Holt
22- Matt Diller
27- Zach Galbraith
Coach- Skip Roderick
Drew (1-1-1)
GK- David Brigandi
2- Dan Bonder
8- Justin Starnes
9- Brian Dempsey
10- Matt Sidie
13- Joe Favata
15- Glenn Fitzgerald
16- Marc Chiarello
18- Matt Bonder
20- Bredin McCord
21- Dan Wehrle
Coach- Lenny Armuth
Pre-game Notes: During my college search, I initially looked at Drew for their beautiful campus and rigorous academics, however, after a 3-hour bus ride I hate the entire state of New Jersey...Highlight from the bus trip: Someone asked McCabe how long it took to get here, and he replied 2 hours and 45 minutes...without missing a beat, Skipper turned around and with a very straight face stated, "No Mike, It was 2 hours and 40 minutes"..Etown comes in following first loss of season 1-0 to 12th ranked Stevens Tech following tough series of games....Drew enters the matchup also coming off their first loss, a shocking upset at the hands of Dickinson 2-1 in overtime....During his pre-game pep talk Skip once again dug up some great material that inspired even me to blog the best game of my life...for luck, over my shirt and tie I’m rocking my blue #11 Wes Bunting throwback jersey circa 1975...ignore the fact that Wes will not be born for another 12 years or that everyone else in the press box think I’m a douche bag...it cost 2 dollars at homecoming last year, and I’ve gotta represent for the boys...When these two teams have hooked up in the past, it’s always been an exciting match...hopefully tonight will be no different..did I mention the turf might be a big factor?.
3rd Minute: Turf is definitely taking a while to get used to...ball is bouncing all over the place.
6th: Drew player sticks head into a dangerous tackle...fans hungry for a call in favor of Drew....ref opts for the Blue Jays.
7th: Hoffman volleys a nice shot on goal but Brigandi has no trouble and scoops it up.
8th: Rangers with a quick counter...Dempsey looks to be sprung on a breakaway but Galbraith gives a nice bump and ball goes out for a goalkick.
9th: Helsel with some space on the right flank, tries to cross, ends up with a shot....unlucky.
13th: Etown defense tries to clear the ball, but mishits it...falls right to the feet of Wehrle who winds up and rips a shot right at AJ...that was a little to close for comfort.
15th: Drew with ANOTHER early foul...that’s five on the game for the Rangers....maybe trying to set the tone early.
18th: Free kick opportunity for the Rangers...Sidie sends a long kick from mid-field into the box, but AJ rises above the pack and snags it out of the air.
20th Drew- Walsh and Pisani in for Matt Bonder and Fitzgerald.
23rd: Drew with some dangerous opportunities in the box, but shots keep getting blocked by Blue Jay defenders.
26th: Rick with a couple nice tackles out of the back...King Richard is looking pretty sharp early on.
29th: Drew- Costa, Pumphrey, Zizik in for Dempsey, McCord, Dan Bonder...Etown-Tommy Reinmiller for Matt Diller
31st: Favata with a hard foul on Sunshine...first yellow of the game goes to Drew.
32nd: Etown- Dirty Dan Flaherty for Diller
*Let it be noted that at some point during the game George Severini came into the game...neither the people in the press box, nor myself have the slightest idea when this substitution took place....I have reason to believe George may have simply materialized onto the field.
36th: 50-50 ball in Drew’s box...keeper can’t get a handle and Severini knocks the ball loose...he fires off two shots, but Drew defenders protect the goal
36th: Etown- James Runyon, Pete Moore, and Owen Friedrich for George, Sunny, and Hoffman
39th: Drew- Dempsey for Pumphrey
40th: Etown starting to keep the ball in Drew’s end....the boys look more comfortable with the turf.
40th: Rick with a hard tackle on a Drew player, foul is called....people in the stands think Rick is the whanker.
41st: Bonder with a great through ball to Dempsey that burns the Blue Jays defense....Dempsey dribbles toward goal then unselfishly dishes to Zizik who finishes the wide open opporunity...GOAL! Drew 1-0.
First Half Recap: Neither team looked all too dangerous in the first...still not sure how TWO Drew players got that wide open, maybe an off-sides trap gone bad...despite earlier comments, still not sure if the boys are comfortable with the turf, it’s definitely not making for very pretty soccer from either side...It’ll be a tough second half battle for the Jays...they just have to settle down, show some composure, and capitalize on any Drew mistake.
Stats at the Half-
Shots 5-5
Corners 0
Saves 5-1 Drew
Fouls 15-4 Drew
Start of 2nd: Runyon up top to start the 2nd...looks like we’re only playing with 3 in the back...this could be interesting.
47th: Bunting goes up and wins the ball out of the air, but commits a foul....I didn’t really notice him in the first...he definitely has to be more of a force in the second.
49th: Jays with an early look, free kick from 30 yards out....Hoffman sends it in but it sails over the Blue Jays target and out of play.
53rd: Runyon sends lazy cross into Drew box, Owen flicks it on, Tommy runs it into the goal for the first score of his Blue Jay career...GOAL! 1-1
53rd: Drew- Matt Bonder and Anthony Pisani...Etown- Diller for Runyon
57th: Drew- Glen Fitzgerald for Jeff Walsh...Etown- Bryan Kuppe for Helsel
58th: Dempsey with a wide open look from 6 yds out, but duffs on the shot...out for a throw
59th: Etown- Dirty and Helsel for Sunny and Reinmiller
59th: Drew player beats his man, serves a nice cross, but AJ comes up big again.
60th: Diller receives a nice pass inside Drew’s box, hits it wide....both teams getting some good chances to net the winner.
62nd: Great hustle by Wehrle, he sprints to save the ball from going out, then Zizik prevents it from going out on the baseline, beats his man and makes a beautiful cross to Dempsey whose header sails just above the crossbar.
63rd: Etown- Sunny for Rick
67th: Wehrle sends a dangerous cross into Blue Jays box, AJ again punches it out of danger.
68th: Blue Jays get first corner of the game....Hoffman sends a long high in-swinger deep to the back of the box...can’t find any Jays...cleared by Drew defense.
68th: Etown- Steve Petrosky for Dirty
70th: Rangers get their first corner down at other end...Matt Bonder curls it into the box, but it’s outted away from danger.
70th: Etown- Brian Raveling for Kuppe
71st: Etown- George for Diller
72nd: Matt Bonder with another corner for Drew...beautifuly struck, looks like it’s curling in but one of Etowns backs heads it out.
74th: Dangerous opportunity for Drew....foul called on Etown right at the top of the 18...Dempsey with great strike upper-90, but AJ makes a ridiculous saves to tip it over the bar.
75th: Drew- Walsh and Pisani for Fitzgerald and Matt Bonder
76th: George deep in Drew’s box, pass to Sunny....Sunny winds up, but shot is blocked by Drew defense.
77th: Drew- Degernes for Dempsey
80th: Wes with a great step to the ball...ref calls foul, good look for Drew.
80th: Drew free kick, headed out by Etown defense.
81st: Man in front of me has been cheering all game....but I wouldn’t really call it cheering, it just consists of "HEY BONDER" and "WHUD YA SAY MATTY"....I think he’s either mentally challenged or one of the Sopranos.
85th: Diller with a great one-touch to Rick running on...King Richard settles but hits it just wide.
85th: Drew- Dempsey and Fitzgerald for Zizik and Walsh.
85th: Rick with some more action up top....Skipper LOVES putting Rick up top...Rick hates it.
87th: Alex Degernes with a nice dipping shot that goes just wide of goal.
88th: McCabe fouled deep in Drew territory...free kick for the Jays
88th: Hoffman sends it across, headed away by Drew player... Etown corner
89th: Blue Jays with a vicious foul on Drew player in middle of the field....no call...Drew fans call ref a whanker and I don’t even think he’s British
90th: All hell has broken loose...Etown player goes down, but Ref doesn’t immediately blow whistle...players don’t know what to think, Drew player has breakaway, but realizes play has stopped...AJ, unsure of what Drew player is going to do, "drops the hammer" on unsuspecting Drew player...Drew fans say dirty things about ref’s mother...9 seconds left in game...MASS CHAOS...24 seconds put on the clock....yellow cards issued to AJ and the player who "Hammer was dropped on"....Etown free kick....I hear fans calling for tar and feathers.
End of Regulation Recap: Jays got just what they needed in early goal...both teams busted their tails and had great opportunities...I think the Jays switched up to a 3-5-2...worked pretty well...But with this Referee, I can’t really be sure of how this one will end up.
Start of First Extra Period: Skip leaves same formation in back with Galbraith, Holt, and Wes...Ravs and George up top.
94th: Sidie with a harsh tackle on English Rick...both players collaspe to the ground for several minutes...ref issues Sidie a yellow.
95th: Drew fans think Galbraith and his pony-tail look like a member of Hanson... they start singing "Mmm Bop"....I think they’re nincompoops.
98th: Helsel sends a dangerous ball into the box...Brigandi tries to punch it out but Wes leaps above and gets a head on it to flick it out....Severini controls the rebound and scores on the wide open goal....GOAL! 2-1 Etown. Game over.
Final Stats-
shots 13-11 Drew
corners 4-3
saves 5-3
fouls 24-11
Man of the Match: AJ "Golden Gloves" Fleisher
Buffalo Bills Award: George Severini
End of Game Recap: Despite refereeing, turf, tough opponent, the Jays never stopped hustling and picked up a HUGE victory...Good play front to back tonight, if the boys would have played tonight on grass they would have won big...I like the momentum...good start early in the season....and best of all, we’re getting pizza on the way home...I’m giddy.
Next Up:
Etown vs PSU-Altoona
Saturday September 16th
7:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
9.12.2006
Championship Match of the Jako/Brothers Pizza/Longest and Most Utterly Ridiculous Name for a Soccer Tournament Blue Jay Classic: Etown vs Stevens Tech
Sunday September 10th
Elizabethtown College Blue Jays vs Stevens Tech Ducks
Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic Championship
4:00 pm Ira R. Herr Field
Conditions: Bright, warm, sunny afternoon...slightly blinding sun.
Records: Stevens enters the contest ranked 12th in the nation, and currently hold a 3-0 mark, coming off a 5-2 thrashing of SUNY-Oneonta...The Blue Jays stand at 2-0-1 coming into the contest.
Pre-Game Notes: After two exhilarating victories and a painfully long bus ride to Illinois, the Blue Jays must now face a national powerhouse, if the boys are up to the challenge this could be a HUGE victory in their young season...A player to watch out for on Stevens side is speedy freshmen Terrance Johnson. The youngster notched hat trick all in the second half yesterday, and will be looking to make his first collegiate start today. If the Blue Jays back line can slow down the Ducks attack...maybe they can get a quick counter and pull out a "W."...Either way it’s Blue Jays vs. Ducks, and members of the Audubon Society are rejoicing...Also seeing as this is the championship game of the Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic, I would simply like to take this opportunity to point out what a silly name that is for a tournament....Despite today being the first Sunday of "American" football...I’m still very impressed with the Hill Monsters...they’re out in full force with percussion and painted chests.....come to think of it, I wondered if they even bothered to shower last night.
1st minute: Runyon gets the nod up top following last nights game winner...he’s joined by Tommy and McCabe...I’m very intrigued to see how this works out....Runyon is still not wearing my boots.
3rd: Both teams just feeling each other out right now....however even though it’s early, Rick is being very loud and decisively English...good sign for the Jays and the "whanker count"
10th: I hear a bullhorn from the hill...I love the creativity
12th: Jays first corner....Hoffman takes a short one to Tommy who then sends a long cross which McCabe one-times off a Duck defender in the box.
12th: After heavy self-debate, I have concluded that I love "The Ducks" as a soccer mascot...they just have to watch their fowls.....never again, I swear.
14th: Hoffman services a great ball from midfield to Tommy in the box...he can’t find the handle, but it was a great look.
17th: Steven’s Mike Kaiser gets a good look at a bicycle inside the Blue Jays box...totally whiffed, but it looked aesthetically pleasing.
20th: Ducks get first opportunity from the corner...inswinger punched up by AJ, finds the head of a Stevens player and richochets off the crossbar....somewhere in the chaos a foul is called....Blue Jay kick
21st: Moore, Diller, Waruz, and Helsel for McCabe, Runyon, Reinmiller and Hoffman
22nd: Kaiser gets another good look inside the box, Wes throws his body in front of the ball to block the shot....falls at the feet of a Stevens player he shoots on the open goal but defender Zach Galbraith is in the right place at the right time and presents the goal....great work from the back four.
23rd: Stevens corner...shot fired, AJ makes initial save, then scoops up the rebound
25th: There’s no major action in the game, but I just wanted to apologize for the previous "fowl" comment....I’m truly sorry.
27th: Jays with a deep throw into the box...Wes with a great volley that dips just over top the bar.
27th: I hear Etown Athletic Director Nancy "No Fun" Latimore making a commandment on her walkie-talkie to silence the bullhorn on the hill..I think she has a direct line to Satan.
29th: Rick shoves a guy in the back a midfield...ref stops the clock and whips out a ....no wait, he’s actually talking to a player and warning him before just throwing around cards....what a novel idea....Rick still calls him a whanker.
32nd: Galbraith hits a strong free kick...sails over keeper finds Wes back stick...tries a volley...knocked out for a corner
33rd: Ball cleared out off the corner...Brennan sends great ball into the mixer to Diller who lays off to Sunny...Sunny mishits it, but great combo work.
34th: The bullhorn has now been taken away, but I hear the lovely pangs of the duck call...great retaliation.
34th: I think Nancy Latimore just made a decree to outlaw puppies and sunshine throughout the world.
35th: Rick with a great free kick opportunity from 20 yards out...blocked by Duck’s wall...Stevens tries to counter but it sails too long, and right into AJ’s arms.
37th: Brian Raveling for Jeff Waruz.
38th: Galbraith sends a fantastic ball into the box...finds Diller...he heads it back to the top of the box...questionable foul called on Pete.
42nd: Great control by Pete Moore in the midfield, links up with Sunny...Sunny sends long ball to Helsel...questionable offsides.
43rd: Stevens with a good opportunity at the end of the half from 25 yds out, but the blast by Nick Gkionis bounces off the Etown wall.
45th: Stevens plays long ball into the box...AJ rises above Ducks striker and punches it out of danger...end of half.
First Half Recap: Good work...nothing to spectacular for either team...Stevens is definitely the best team the Jays have played thus far...they can’t just go over the top to Diller and Bunting...I think we’ve recognizing that though, and we’re doing a good job linking together at times...they’re getting good looks they just have to capitalize and watch the Ducks counters...I also think Nancy Latimore needs a hug.
Stats at the Half-
Shots: 7-5 Etown
Fouls: 7-6 Etown
Whankers: 1
Start of the Second Half: Owen Friedrich and Dirty Dan Flaherty get the nod to start the second...Owens in for Holt and Dirty’s in for McCabe....haven’t seen a lot of Owen yet, hopefully the Big O can get out there and make some good things happen.
48th: Sunny sprung on a breakaway...taken down from behind...no call
48th: Stevens with a quick counter...Craig Moquin sends a great ball to an unmarked Johnson...he duffs...deflected out for a corner.
49th: Moquin with another solid ball this time to Gkionis who hits it off the first touch top shelf....FANTASTIC SAVE BY AJ
50th: Raveling gets drilled deep in the corner...bleeding profussely no call
50th: McCabe for injured Raveling.
52nd: More Stevens brutality...pace has definitely picked up...and Stevens looking to do some damage.
56th: Bunting with goal saving tackle to prevent Stevens fast break.
57th: Reinmiller taken down inches outside the box on the near side...great opportunity for the Jays...Hoffman sends it back stick to Wes’s head...hit over for a goalkick.
58th: Helsel and a bandaged up Raveling for Reinmiller and McCabe
60th: Flaherty fires a long shot from 30 yards out...nice hit, but sails wide....Jays are gonna need more than that to win this one.
61st: Ref with a definite makeup call for Stevens right outside Etown box...free kick outted....but Stevens gets another chance by Johnson...sails wide by you can feel the Ducks bringing the heat.
63rd: McCabe, Diller, and Holt for Dirty, Owen, and Ravs.
64th: Steven’s superb freshmen Johnson gets breakaway at midfield...Etown defense caught flat...Johnson burns through the seam and slides a shot right past a diving AJ...GOAL! Stevens 1-0...ridiculous speed, great composure.
68th: Ball has been in Blue Jays defensive third for last 10 minutes.
70th: Bunting with seemingly solid tackle....foul called...Wes is irrate....enter: Wes Mantooth
71st: Stevens continues to send long balls to Johnson up top...one-on-one with AJ....Another HUGE save by Fleisher.
74th: Severni for Diller.
74th: Moore for Hoffman.
75th: Rick is starting to speak fluent British and I can’t understand a single word....but hopefully it’ll rile the troops....and hopefully it’ll involve a "whanker"
77th: There’s lots of yelling coming from the Blue Jay players....they got to keep playing as a team despite frustrations.
79th: Stevens content to pack it in the back...with Johnson as the lone striker....it’s gonna be tough to sneak a goal through that defense.
80th: Stevens corner late...goal here could seal the deal.
80th: Corner outted...quick counter by the Jays....just out of the reach of the Blue Jay striker...they’re just not on the same page.
82nd: Warusz gets the ball up top...but a poor touch turns it over to the defense....I love the youngsters hustle...but he looks a little out of place up top.
85th: Boys are down by one...but they’re not really playing with any desperation.
86th: Ravelling, Dirty, Hoffman for Moore, Sunny, and Waruz
86th: Stevens gets off a harmless shot that AJ saves...we got to pick it up.
87th: Jays move Wes up top to try to spark a late equalizer.
88th: Stevens gets off another shot...Jays gotta get them out of their defensive third.
90th: Jays have a throw deep in Stevens territory....Rick throws it long...knocked out...Rick gets rebound, but cleared out. Game Over.
Final Stats-
Shots: 15-10 Stevens
Saves: 4-4
Whankers: 1
Man of Match: Terrance Johnson
Buffalo Bills Award: AJ Fleisher
End of Game: Johnson named offensive MVP with four goals over two days...Bunting rakes in defensive MVP honors with a solid performance...I also thought AJ was a great candidate for the award...Jays loss tough one to a top-notch opponent...I primarily blame the loss on Nancy Latimore’s analness and Rick’s lack of British profanity...Game was pretty even....Stevens just got lucky with Johnson’s fast break...he’s a good young kid, who’s going to receive a lot of attention both regionally and nationally. The boys played well, but this weekends tournament and last weekends tournament have definitely taken a toll. The Jays have to rest up before they travel to Jersey to take on Drew.
Next Up:
Wednesday September 13th
7:00 pm
Somewhere in the bowels of New Jersey
Etown @ Drew
Elizabethtown College Blue Jays vs Stevens Tech Ducks
Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic Championship
4:00 pm Ira R. Herr Field
Conditions: Bright, warm, sunny afternoon...slightly blinding sun.
Records: Stevens enters the contest ranked 12th in the nation, and currently hold a 3-0 mark, coming off a 5-2 thrashing of SUNY-Oneonta...The Blue Jays stand at 2-0-1 coming into the contest.
Pre-Game Notes: After two exhilarating victories and a painfully long bus ride to Illinois, the Blue Jays must now face a national powerhouse, if the boys are up to the challenge this could be a HUGE victory in their young season...A player to watch out for on Stevens side is speedy freshmen Terrance Johnson. The youngster notched hat trick all in the second half yesterday, and will be looking to make his first collegiate start today. If the Blue Jays back line can slow down the Ducks attack...maybe they can get a quick counter and pull out a "W."...Either way it’s Blue Jays vs. Ducks, and members of the Audubon Society are rejoicing...Also seeing as this is the championship game of the Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic, I would simply like to take this opportunity to point out what a silly name that is for a tournament....Despite today being the first Sunday of "American" football...I’m still very impressed with the Hill Monsters...they’re out in full force with percussion and painted chests.....come to think of it, I wondered if they even bothered to shower last night.
1st minute: Runyon gets the nod up top following last nights game winner...he’s joined by Tommy and McCabe...I’m very intrigued to see how this works out....Runyon is still not wearing my boots.
3rd: Both teams just feeling each other out right now....however even though it’s early, Rick is being very loud and decisively English...good sign for the Jays and the "whanker count"
10th: I hear a bullhorn from the hill...I love the creativity
12th: Jays first corner....Hoffman takes a short one to Tommy who then sends a long cross which McCabe one-times off a Duck defender in the box.
12th: After heavy self-debate, I have concluded that I love "The Ducks" as a soccer mascot...they just have to watch their fowls.....never again, I swear.
14th: Hoffman services a great ball from midfield to Tommy in the box...he can’t find the handle, but it was a great look.
17th: Steven’s Mike Kaiser gets a good look at a bicycle inside the Blue Jays box...totally whiffed, but it looked aesthetically pleasing.
20th: Ducks get first opportunity from the corner...inswinger punched up by AJ, finds the head of a Stevens player and richochets off the crossbar....somewhere in the chaos a foul is called....Blue Jay kick
21st: Moore, Diller, Waruz, and Helsel for McCabe, Runyon, Reinmiller and Hoffman
22nd: Kaiser gets another good look inside the box, Wes throws his body in front of the ball to block the shot....falls at the feet of a Stevens player he shoots on the open goal but defender Zach Galbraith is in the right place at the right time and presents the goal....great work from the back four.
23rd: Stevens corner...shot fired, AJ makes initial save, then scoops up the rebound
25th: There’s no major action in the game, but I just wanted to apologize for the previous "fowl" comment....I’m truly sorry.
27th: Jays with a deep throw into the box...Wes with a great volley that dips just over top the bar.
27th: I hear Etown Athletic Director Nancy "No Fun" Latimore making a commandment on her walkie-talkie to silence the bullhorn on the hill..I think she has a direct line to Satan.
29th: Rick shoves a guy in the back a midfield...ref stops the clock and whips out a ....no wait, he’s actually talking to a player and warning him before just throwing around cards....what a novel idea....Rick still calls him a whanker.
32nd: Galbraith hits a strong free kick...sails over keeper finds Wes back stick...tries a volley...knocked out for a corner
33rd: Ball cleared out off the corner...Brennan sends great ball into the mixer to Diller who lays off to Sunny...Sunny mishits it, but great combo work.
34th: The bullhorn has now been taken away, but I hear the lovely pangs of the duck call...great retaliation.
34th: I think Nancy Latimore just made a decree to outlaw puppies and sunshine throughout the world.
35th: Rick with a great free kick opportunity from 20 yards out...blocked by Duck’s wall...Stevens tries to counter but it sails too long, and right into AJ’s arms.
37th: Brian Raveling for Jeff Waruz.
38th: Galbraith sends a fantastic ball into the box...finds Diller...he heads it back to the top of the box...questionable foul called on Pete.
42nd: Great control by Pete Moore in the midfield, links up with Sunny...Sunny sends long ball to Helsel...questionable offsides.
43rd: Stevens with a good opportunity at the end of the half from 25 yds out, but the blast by Nick Gkionis bounces off the Etown wall.
45th: Stevens plays long ball into the box...AJ rises above Ducks striker and punches it out of danger...end of half.
First Half Recap: Good work...nothing to spectacular for either team...Stevens is definitely the best team the Jays have played thus far...they can’t just go over the top to Diller and Bunting...I think we’ve recognizing that though, and we’re doing a good job linking together at times...they’re getting good looks they just have to capitalize and watch the Ducks counters...I also think Nancy Latimore needs a hug.
Stats at the Half-
Shots: 7-5 Etown
Fouls: 7-6 Etown
Whankers: 1
Start of the Second Half: Owen Friedrich and Dirty Dan Flaherty get the nod to start the second...Owens in for Holt and Dirty’s in for McCabe....haven’t seen a lot of Owen yet, hopefully the Big O can get out there and make some good things happen.
48th: Sunny sprung on a breakaway...taken down from behind...no call
48th: Stevens with a quick counter...Craig Moquin sends a great ball to an unmarked Johnson...he duffs...deflected out for a corner.
49th: Moquin with another solid ball this time to Gkionis who hits it off the first touch top shelf....FANTASTIC SAVE BY AJ
50th: Raveling gets drilled deep in the corner...bleeding profussely no call
50th: McCabe for injured Raveling.
52nd: More Stevens brutality...pace has definitely picked up...and Stevens looking to do some damage.
56th: Bunting with goal saving tackle to prevent Stevens fast break.
57th: Reinmiller taken down inches outside the box on the near side...great opportunity for the Jays...Hoffman sends it back stick to Wes’s head...hit over for a goalkick.
58th: Helsel and a bandaged up Raveling for Reinmiller and McCabe
60th: Flaherty fires a long shot from 30 yards out...nice hit, but sails wide....Jays are gonna need more than that to win this one.
61st: Ref with a definite makeup call for Stevens right outside Etown box...free kick outted....but Stevens gets another chance by Johnson...sails wide by you can feel the Ducks bringing the heat.
63rd: McCabe, Diller, and Holt for Dirty, Owen, and Ravs.
64th: Steven’s superb freshmen Johnson gets breakaway at midfield...Etown defense caught flat...Johnson burns through the seam and slides a shot right past a diving AJ...GOAL! Stevens 1-0...ridiculous speed, great composure.
68th: Ball has been in Blue Jays defensive third for last 10 minutes.
70th: Bunting with seemingly solid tackle....foul called...Wes is irrate....enter: Wes Mantooth
71st: Stevens continues to send long balls to Johnson up top...one-on-one with AJ....Another HUGE save by Fleisher.
74th: Severni for Diller.
74th: Moore for Hoffman.
75th: Rick is starting to speak fluent British and I can’t understand a single word....but hopefully it’ll rile the troops....and hopefully it’ll involve a "whanker"
77th: There’s lots of yelling coming from the Blue Jay players....they got to keep playing as a team despite frustrations.
79th: Stevens content to pack it in the back...with Johnson as the lone striker....it’s gonna be tough to sneak a goal through that defense.
80th: Stevens corner late...goal here could seal the deal.
80th: Corner outted...quick counter by the Jays....just out of the reach of the Blue Jay striker...they’re just not on the same page.
82nd: Warusz gets the ball up top...but a poor touch turns it over to the defense....I love the youngsters hustle...but he looks a little out of place up top.
85th: Boys are down by one...but they’re not really playing with any desperation.
86th: Ravelling, Dirty, Hoffman for Moore, Sunny, and Waruz
86th: Stevens gets off a harmless shot that AJ saves...we got to pick it up.
87th: Jays move Wes up top to try to spark a late equalizer.
88th: Stevens gets off another shot...Jays gotta get them out of their defensive third.
90th: Jays have a throw deep in Stevens territory....Rick throws it long...knocked out...Rick gets rebound, but cleared out. Game Over.
Final Stats-
Shots: 15-10 Stevens
Saves: 4-4
Whankers: 1
Man of Match: Terrance Johnson
Buffalo Bills Award: AJ Fleisher
End of Game: Johnson named offensive MVP with four goals over two days...Bunting rakes in defensive MVP honors with a solid performance...I also thought AJ was a great candidate for the award...Jays loss tough one to a top-notch opponent...I primarily blame the loss on Nancy Latimore’s analness and Rick’s lack of British profanity...Game was pretty even....Stevens just got lucky with Johnson’s fast break...he’s a good young kid, who’s going to receive a lot of attention both regionally and nationally. The boys played well, but this weekends tournament and last weekends tournament have definitely taken a toll. The Jays have to rest up before they travel to Jersey to take on Drew.
Next Up:
Wednesday September 13th
7:00 pm
Somewhere in the bowels of New Jersey
Etown @ Drew
First Round of the Blue Jay Classic: Etown vs W&J
Saturday September 9th
Elizabethtown College Blue Jays vs Washington & Jefferson Presidents
2006 Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic
7:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Conditions: warm night, grass looks mildly dewy
Records: Washington and Jefferson enters tonight 1-2 overall, Blue Jays 2-0-1 following big 2-1 "boot victory" against Franklin & Marshall
Pre-Game Notes: Let it be dutily noted that I’m in an absolutely horrible mood following todays college football action (PSU was down 41-10 when I left)...so I’m really looking to the Jays to lift my spirits....also what’s with college’s with TWO NAMES!?!??!...first Franklin & Marshall now Washington & Jefferson...to express my displeasure I shall simply refer to them as "The Prez"...some changes in the lineup tonight...sophomores Mike McCabe and Bryan Holt breaking into the starting 11...McCabe up top, and Holt at the Midfield...also I’ve just noticed we have that horrible "weasel-looking" referee who has screwed up many times...hopefully we’ll get a good result tonight....Hill Monsters looking full of spirit with painted bodies, there’s even some females rocking the body paint...Me-ow.
4th minute: The Prez have a player named Dustin Jaieson-Strazdas....I vow to not type his unnecessarily unorthodox name for the rest of the eveing.
5th: The Prez looking to be the aggressor early with two hard fouls near mid-field.
6th: Blue Jay Corner... Josh Hoffman hits a beautiful in-swinger right to Wes Bunting’s head...knocked out for another corner.
8th: Another Blue Jay free kick....Hoffman with another superb service that finds Bunting unmarked at the far stick...Wes’s attempt hits the inside post but crosses the goaline...GOAL!. ETOWN 1-0.
9th: A clear by the Blue Jay defense nearly hits WWEC play-by-play man Alex Cole...This is starting to turn into a semi-enjoyable night.
13th: McCabe receives a pass on the flank, makes a nice little move and provides a great cross to Mike Helsel whose header sails inches wide.
16th: The Blue Jay defense hasn’t really been tested thus far, but I’d really like English Rick to call someone a "whanker"....It’s kind of therapeutic.
18th: Diller gives a good look with a header on goal...thought he could have maybe used his foot, but I love the effort from the big guy.
20th: The Weasel ref is proving to be one of our greatest assets...calling ANOTHER foul on The Prez...quickly followed by a Yellow issued to Mike Seminerio....don’t mess with The Weasel.
22nd: English Rick with deep throw into the box, he finds Sunshine’s head, but he hits it just over....just for the record there was a kid standing in front of Rick while he was throwing, and I’m pretty sure Rick called him a whanker.
24th: Galbraith with a hard tackle in the corner...potential opportunity for The Prez.
25th: Ball struck well skids all the way across the box...mildly frightening.
26th: Tommy Reinmiller for Mike Helsel
28th: Hill Monsters really start to ride the Prez goalie with chants of "A.J.’s Better"...simply riveting.
29th: Pete Moore for Mike McCabe
30th: Rick called for an illegal throw....definitely called the ref a whanker.
33rd: AJ gets his first action of the game on a harmless dribbler.
34th: Good work by Pete on the side, looks up and finds Tommy Reinmiller...Tommy hits a hard shot that’s punched out by the keep.
35th: Brian Raveling and Andrew Sinclair in for Zach Galbraith and Hoffman
36th: Dirty Dan Flaherty for Sunshine
41st: Bryan Holt fires a low shot from 35 yards out...sloppy play by Prez goalie, out for a corner.
42nd: Off the corner...ball deflects high in the air...Wes and goalie collide on a 50-50 ball...foul is called...I think Wes could eat The Weasel.
44th: Dirty with a sweet little step-over on the far side...and yes, it was dirty.
44th: Brennan serves a great ball to Diller in the middle of the pitch...Diller settles and rips a shot, but deflects off the keeper.
45th: With 30 seconds left, English Rick makes an amazing tackle, but a foul is called.....and I’m absolutely POSITIVE he called him a Whanker.
First Half Recap: Blue Jays put together a solid first...no one on The Prez can handle the Blue Jays height....Wes and Diller are simply too tall. Other positives...I really like McCabe up top...he’s got good speed, and lots of hustle. Hoffman has been superb on free kicks...he’s doing a great job of finding his targets heads...AJ hasn’t really been tested, but he’s played well thus far. I think Diller and Wes will get some more good looks in the air and the Jays will break this game wide open.
Stats at the Half-
Shot: 9-1 Etown
Fouls: 11-4 Prez
Saves: 4-1 Prez
Whankers: 3
Start of the 2nd Half: Petrosky and Grabiak get the start in the second for Holt and Diller...gives the fellows a more physical, defensive look.
48th: The Prez fire off an early shot, but it falls safely into AJ’s hands...hope the boys don’t get too relaxed with their lead.
51st: Prez foul results in a yellow for Brent Kenndy and a dangerous opportunity for the Jays...the Weasel strikes again.
51st: Prez goalie comes flying out to make a solid grab on a deep throw by Rick.
52nd: The Weasel has become infuriated and has issued another yellow to The Prez...this victim is Ryan McDonald.
55th: McCabe sends Sunny down the flank...defender clears the ball, Sunny comes up gimping...bad news for the Blue Jays.
55th: Reinmiller hits a shot off a Prez defender...Blue Jay corner
56th: Hoffman’s inswinger takes a bounce and is quickly scooped up by the keeper.
56th: Dirty and Diller for Sunny and Randy....definitely has the makings of a pretty badass rock and roll band.
58th: Diller gets taken down outside the box, but The Weasel further proves his "Weaseliness" by turning a deaf ear to his pleas.
58th: Prez striker Tyler Messenger gets a good look inside the box, but AJ snags it...never in doubt.
60th: English Rick with a deep free kick...it goes through the mixer and nearly misses the goal....no "whanker" this time....I’m thinking more of a "bloody hell."
62nd: Prez with some cheeky moves in the box...Kennedy receives the ball with his back to the goal, then sends a flick-on to Messenger who fires it one time into the back of the net....Goal!...nice goal, caught the boys on their heels....1-1
62nd: Helsel for Tommy, Ravs for Hoffman, Holt for Petrosky
64th: Game is starting to turn physical..Jays need to pick it up.
65th: Prez get a nice through ball to Marshall Fant..shot sails wide but Jays back four looking shaky.
66th: I hear the duck call from the hill....it’s music to my ears
67th: Ball in the air sent into the Prez goal box...McCabe goes up for it and is punched in the head by the keeper...Weasel is proving that he is not the Allie I was hoping for.
69th: Prez’s Marc Clayton gets a yellow...Weasel trying not to let the game get out of control
70th: Sunny for Dirty....after early injury, Sunny appears to be fine
71st: Foul called on a Prez player right in front of the Hill Monsters....they LOVE IT!
72nd: Hoffman for Raveling...would definitely like to see some more of those great free kicks from the lefty.
73rd: McCabe gets a great look inside the box fire a shot that handcuffs keeper but knocked harmlessly away.
73rd: Weasel gives a caution to Prez’s assistant coach for dropping the F-Bomb, and sentences him to sit on the bench for the rest of the game...The Weasel is definitely showing some cojones.
75th: Diller turns and gets a good look...shot deflected for Blue Jay corner
76th: Holt hits a low corner that’s knocked out of danger...Jays need to play in the air more.
77th: Rick launches a deep throw into the box...finds Wes’s feet, but deflected out for a goal kick....Prez doing a lot better job defending Bunting and Diller in the second half.
79th: Pete Moore for McCabe...good day for McCabe
80th: Winstanley sends a great ball into the box...Sunny rises above the pack but header goes just wide.
81st: Hard Prez foul gives the Jays a great look from 30 yards out...show me some Hoffman.
82nd: Hoffman drives it low into a sea of Prez defenders and it’s cleared out.
82nd: Diller breaks free in the box drills a shot that sails inches wide into the side netting.
83rd: Sunny links up with Pete in the mid-field....Petey sends a great ball on the ground to a streaking Diller, but the big guy gets tied up.
85th: Winstanley has the ball in the defensive third and gets drilled by a Prez player...another "whanker"
87th: Holt plays amazing through ball to Helsel who beats Prez defense...with a only the keeper in front of him, Helsel tries a chip but a great save by Hodgins.
88th: Blue Jay corner...Holt sends a low liner...knocked out for another corner.
88th: Holt tries to find Wes’s head off the corner...but it’s cleared out by the Prez defense.
89th: Wes makes great tackle in the Etown box to thwart Prez attack.
89th: Prez player fires off a long shot which skips off the wet grass...but AJ smothers it.
90th: Bunting sends a long ball in the box from mid-field...Sunny heads it low, but Hodgins makes a great reflex save to send the game into extra time.
*There will be two 10 minute extra periods, then since it is a tournament format there will be penalty kicks to determine a winner to play in the championship tomorrow...although the game will be officially scored as a draw for both teams if it reaches PK’S
End of Regulation Recap: Overall the boys need to step it up, they seemed comfortable with their lead and the Prez goal took all the wind out of their sails...they never stopped hustling but the level of play was certainly not where it was in the first....On set pieces they need to go through the air and try to find Bunting or Diller....I think the wet grass may be affecting the players ability to lift the ball.
91st: Jays get an early free kick...Winstanley hits a low kick that takes a bad hop of a Prez defender..out for a corner
92nd: Hoffman finally hits one in the air deep to the far post, Bunting gets a head on it, but it goes straight into Hodgins hands.
93rd: Hoffman tries to send a long ball to spring Pete Moore, but can’t get any lift on it...damn the grass.
94th: Helsel with a nice play on the far flank..kicks it off a Prez defender for a corner.
94th: Hoffman with a another low corner... knocked away by Prez defense.
97th: Bunting makes a diving tackle to stop a Prez breakaway...atta boy Wesley
97th: Hoffman wide open down the flank sends a great ball across to an unmarked Mike Helsel... but Hels can’t connect.
98th: McCabe for Moore....McCabe was all over the place in regulation, hopefully he’ll have something left in the tank.
99th: Blue Jays bringing the heat...flurry of shots frantically cleared by Prez defense.
99th: Runyon for Diller...I gave Runyon my blue adidas boots to wear, but he opted not to wear them... this upsets me, but if he scores a goal I think I could forgive him.
End of First Extra Period Recap: Jays put A LOT of pressure of Prez defense towards the end of the first extra period, if they can keep it up for the second period, I’m feeling a Blue Jay goal.
103rd: Mike Helsel sends a long ball in the air finding a unmarked Mike McCabe who unselfishly sends a cross to James Runyon who hammers the ball into the back of the net...GOAL!!!! .BLUE JAYS WINS...but let it be noted that Runyon’s hard-on from being so wide open almost got in the way of his strike.
Final Stats-
Shots: 22-7 Etown
Corners: 12-1 Etown
Fouls: 23-15 Prez
Saves: 10-5 Prez
Funny British Catch Phrases: 5
Cautions: ...There were five yellows issued in the game and The Prez received all five of ‘em.
Man of the Match: James Runyon
Buffalo Bills Award: AJ Fleisher
End of Game Recap: Great win for the boys...it was good to see them come-from-behind against F&M, and now tonight they’re able to get the late winner...very impressive from a young squad. I’m just concerned how much gas they have in the tank....they’ve already had a grueling test over the past couple days, and they’ll face their toughest opponent tomorrow in 12th ranked Stevens Tech...we’ll have to wait and see...and for you Mr. Runyon...you can wear whatever-the-hell you want on your...just keep scoring game-winners.
Next Up:
Sunday September 10th
4:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Champion Game of Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic
Etown vs Stevens Tech
Elizabethtown College Blue Jays vs Washington & Jefferson Presidents
2006 Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic
7:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Conditions: warm night, grass looks mildly dewy
Records: Washington and Jefferson enters tonight 1-2 overall, Blue Jays 2-0-1 following big 2-1 "boot victory" against Franklin & Marshall
Pre-Game Notes: Let it be dutily noted that I’m in an absolutely horrible mood following todays college football action (PSU was down 41-10 when I left)...so I’m really looking to the Jays to lift my spirits....also what’s with college’s with TWO NAMES!?!??!...first Franklin & Marshall now Washington & Jefferson...to express my displeasure I shall simply refer to them as "The Prez"...some changes in the lineup tonight...sophomores Mike McCabe and Bryan Holt breaking into the starting 11...McCabe up top, and Holt at the Midfield...also I’ve just noticed we have that horrible "weasel-looking" referee who has screwed up many times...hopefully we’ll get a good result tonight....Hill Monsters looking full of spirit with painted bodies, there’s even some females rocking the body paint...Me-ow.
4th minute: The Prez have a player named Dustin Jaieson-Strazdas....I vow to not type his unnecessarily unorthodox name for the rest of the eveing.
5th: The Prez looking to be the aggressor early with two hard fouls near mid-field.
6th: Blue Jay Corner... Josh Hoffman hits a beautiful in-swinger right to Wes Bunting’s head...knocked out for another corner.
8th: Another Blue Jay free kick....Hoffman with another superb service that finds Bunting unmarked at the far stick...Wes’s attempt hits the inside post but crosses the goaline...GOAL!. ETOWN 1-0.
9th: A clear by the Blue Jay defense nearly hits WWEC play-by-play man Alex Cole...This is starting to turn into a semi-enjoyable night.
13th: McCabe receives a pass on the flank, makes a nice little move and provides a great cross to Mike Helsel whose header sails inches wide.
16th: The Blue Jay defense hasn’t really been tested thus far, but I’d really like English Rick to call someone a "whanker"....It’s kind of therapeutic.
18th: Diller gives a good look with a header on goal...thought he could have maybe used his foot, but I love the effort from the big guy.
20th: The Weasel ref is proving to be one of our greatest assets...calling ANOTHER foul on The Prez...quickly followed by a Yellow issued to Mike Seminerio....don’t mess with The Weasel.
22nd: English Rick with deep throw into the box, he finds Sunshine’s head, but he hits it just over....just for the record there was a kid standing in front of Rick while he was throwing, and I’m pretty sure Rick called him a whanker.
24th: Galbraith with a hard tackle in the corner...potential opportunity for The Prez.
25th: Ball struck well skids all the way across the box...mildly frightening.
26th: Tommy Reinmiller for Mike Helsel
28th: Hill Monsters really start to ride the Prez goalie with chants of "A.J.’s Better"...simply riveting.
29th: Pete Moore for Mike McCabe
30th: Rick called for an illegal throw....definitely called the ref a whanker.
33rd: AJ gets his first action of the game on a harmless dribbler.
34th: Good work by Pete on the side, looks up and finds Tommy Reinmiller...Tommy hits a hard shot that’s punched out by the keep.
35th: Brian Raveling and Andrew Sinclair in for Zach Galbraith and Hoffman
36th: Dirty Dan Flaherty for Sunshine
41st: Bryan Holt fires a low shot from 35 yards out...sloppy play by Prez goalie, out for a corner.
42nd: Off the corner...ball deflects high in the air...Wes and goalie collide on a 50-50 ball...foul is called...I think Wes could eat The Weasel.
44th: Dirty with a sweet little step-over on the far side...and yes, it was dirty.
44th: Brennan serves a great ball to Diller in the middle of the pitch...Diller settles and rips a shot, but deflects off the keeper.
45th: With 30 seconds left, English Rick makes an amazing tackle, but a foul is called.....and I’m absolutely POSITIVE he called him a Whanker.
First Half Recap: Blue Jays put together a solid first...no one on The Prez can handle the Blue Jays height....Wes and Diller are simply too tall. Other positives...I really like McCabe up top...he’s got good speed, and lots of hustle. Hoffman has been superb on free kicks...he’s doing a great job of finding his targets heads...AJ hasn’t really been tested, but he’s played well thus far. I think Diller and Wes will get some more good looks in the air and the Jays will break this game wide open.
Stats at the Half-
Shot: 9-1 Etown
Fouls: 11-4 Prez
Saves: 4-1 Prez
Whankers: 3
Start of the 2nd Half: Petrosky and Grabiak get the start in the second for Holt and Diller...gives the fellows a more physical, defensive look.
48th: The Prez fire off an early shot, but it falls safely into AJ’s hands...hope the boys don’t get too relaxed with their lead.
51st: Prez foul results in a yellow for Brent Kenndy and a dangerous opportunity for the Jays...the Weasel strikes again.
51st: Prez goalie comes flying out to make a solid grab on a deep throw by Rick.
52nd: The Weasel has become infuriated and has issued another yellow to The Prez...this victim is Ryan McDonald.
55th: McCabe sends Sunny down the flank...defender clears the ball, Sunny comes up gimping...bad news for the Blue Jays.
55th: Reinmiller hits a shot off a Prez defender...Blue Jay corner
56th: Hoffman’s inswinger takes a bounce and is quickly scooped up by the keeper.
56th: Dirty and Diller for Sunny and Randy....definitely has the makings of a pretty badass rock and roll band.
58th: Diller gets taken down outside the box, but The Weasel further proves his "Weaseliness" by turning a deaf ear to his pleas.
58th: Prez striker Tyler Messenger gets a good look inside the box, but AJ snags it...never in doubt.
60th: English Rick with a deep free kick...it goes through the mixer and nearly misses the goal....no "whanker" this time....I’m thinking more of a "bloody hell."
62nd: Prez with some cheeky moves in the box...Kennedy receives the ball with his back to the goal, then sends a flick-on to Messenger who fires it one time into the back of the net....Goal!...nice goal, caught the boys on their heels....1-1
62nd: Helsel for Tommy, Ravs for Hoffman, Holt for Petrosky
64th: Game is starting to turn physical..Jays need to pick it up.
65th: Prez get a nice through ball to Marshall Fant..shot sails wide but Jays back four looking shaky.
66th: I hear the duck call from the hill....it’s music to my ears
67th: Ball in the air sent into the Prez goal box...McCabe goes up for it and is punched in the head by the keeper...Weasel is proving that he is not the Allie I was hoping for.
69th: Prez’s Marc Clayton gets a yellow...Weasel trying not to let the game get out of control
70th: Sunny for Dirty....after early injury, Sunny appears to be fine
71st: Foul called on a Prez player right in front of the Hill Monsters....they LOVE IT!
72nd: Hoffman for Raveling...would definitely like to see some more of those great free kicks from the lefty.
73rd: McCabe gets a great look inside the box fire a shot that handcuffs keeper but knocked harmlessly away.
73rd: Weasel gives a caution to Prez’s assistant coach for dropping the F-Bomb, and sentences him to sit on the bench for the rest of the game...The Weasel is definitely showing some cojones.
75th: Diller turns and gets a good look...shot deflected for Blue Jay corner
76th: Holt hits a low corner that’s knocked out of danger...Jays need to play in the air more.
77th: Rick launches a deep throw into the box...finds Wes’s feet, but deflected out for a goal kick....Prez doing a lot better job defending Bunting and Diller in the second half.
79th: Pete Moore for McCabe...good day for McCabe
80th: Winstanley sends a great ball into the box...Sunny rises above the pack but header goes just wide.
81st: Hard Prez foul gives the Jays a great look from 30 yards out...show me some Hoffman.
82nd: Hoffman drives it low into a sea of Prez defenders and it’s cleared out.
82nd: Diller breaks free in the box drills a shot that sails inches wide into the side netting.
83rd: Sunny links up with Pete in the mid-field....Petey sends a great ball on the ground to a streaking Diller, but the big guy gets tied up.
85th: Winstanley has the ball in the defensive third and gets drilled by a Prez player...another "whanker"
87th: Holt plays amazing through ball to Helsel who beats Prez defense...with a only the keeper in front of him, Helsel tries a chip but a great save by Hodgins.
88th: Blue Jay corner...Holt sends a low liner...knocked out for another corner.
88th: Holt tries to find Wes’s head off the corner...but it’s cleared out by the Prez defense.
89th: Wes makes great tackle in the Etown box to thwart Prez attack.
89th: Prez player fires off a long shot which skips off the wet grass...but AJ smothers it.
90th: Bunting sends a long ball in the box from mid-field...Sunny heads it low, but Hodgins makes a great reflex save to send the game into extra time.
*There will be two 10 minute extra periods, then since it is a tournament format there will be penalty kicks to determine a winner to play in the championship tomorrow...although the game will be officially scored as a draw for both teams if it reaches PK’S
End of Regulation Recap: Overall the boys need to step it up, they seemed comfortable with their lead and the Prez goal took all the wind out of their sails...they never stopped hustling but the level of play was certainly not where it was in the first....On set pieces they need to go through the air and try to find Bunting or Diller....I think the wet grass may be affecting the players ability to lift the ball.
91st: Jays get an early free kick...Winstanley hits a low kick that takes a bad hop of a Prez defender..out for a corner
92nd: Hoffman finally hits one in the air deep to the far post, Bunting gets a head on it, but it goes straight into Hodgins hands.
93rd: Hoffman tries to send a long ball to spring Pete Moore, but can’t get any lift on it...damn the grass.
94th: Helsel with a nice play on the far flank..kicks it off a Prez defender for a corner.
94th: Hoffman with a another low corner... knocked away by Prez defense.
97th: Bunting makes a diving tackle to stop a Prez breakaway...atta boy Wesley
97th: Hoffman wide open down the flank sends a great ball across to an unmarked Mike Helsel... but Hels can’t connect.
98th: McCabe for Moore....McCabe was all over the place in regulation, hopefully he’ll have something left in the tank.
99th: Blue Jays bringing the heat...flurry of shots frantically cleared by Prez defense.
99th: Runyon for Diller...I gave Runyon my blue adidas boots to wear, but he opted not to wear them... this upsets me, but if he scores a goal I think I could forgive him.
End of First Extra Period Recap: Jays put A LOT of pressure of Prez defense towards the end of the first extra period, if they can keep it up for the second period, I’m feeling a Blue Jay goal.
103rd: Mike Helsel sends a long ball in the air finding a unmarked Mike McCabe who unselfishly sends a cross to James Runyon who hammers the ball into the back of the net...GOAL!!!! .BLUE JAYS WINS...but let it be noted that Runyon’s hard-on from being so wide open almost got in the way of his strike.
Final Stats-
Shots: 22-7 Etown
Corners: 12-1 Etown
Fouls: 23-15 Prez
Saves: 10-5 Prez
Funny British Catch Phrases: 5
Cautions: ...There were five yellows issued in the game and The Prez received all five of ‘em.
Man of the Match: James Runyon
Buffalo Bills Award: AJ Fleisher
End of Game Recap: Great win for the boys...it was good to see them come-from-behind against F&M, and now tonight they’re able to get the late winner...very impressive from a young squad. I’m just concerned how much gas they have in the tank....they’ve already had a grueling test over the past couple days, and they’ll face their toughest opponent tomorrow in 12th ranked Stevens Tech...we’ll have to wait and see...and for you Mr. Runyon...you can wear whatever-the-hell you want on your...just keep scoring game-winners.
Next Up:
Sunday September 10th
4:00 pm
Ira R. Herr Field
Champion Game of Jako/Brothers Pizza Blue Jay Classic
Etown vs Stevens Tech
9.10.2006
Das Boot- Elizabethtown vs Franklin & Marshall
Elizabethtown College Blue Jays vs Franklin and Marshall Diplomats
Time: 7:00 pm
Weather: Warm breeze, wet grass
Pre-game Notes:
Seeing as this is my first game blog, I should be giving it my FULL attention however, I'm foolishly attempting to blog WHILST calling play by play with Alex Cole on WWEC 88.3
Crowd on the Hill Meter : Strong Showing....Drums, painted chests, chants...and duck call
Referee: looks like that angry bald-headed world cup ref
Fleisher has to wear a green penny...because his black keeper jersey looks to similar to F&M jerseys...controversy already
First 5: Jays look shaky...might be tired from the long weekend tournament in Illinois
5th: Wireless connection found Blue Jay Bloggers everywhere rejoice!
6th: Warusz strong on the tackle....good to see the freshie mixing it up early
7th: Dips free kick....Keil shot doesn’t look dangerous but AJ tips it over the bar for a corner
8th: What’s with McGonigle's hair...last year mohawk...this year it's just a patch of blonde in the front...hopefully his game will be able to catch up with his loud hair.
12th: Diller Foul....F&M free kick Brandon Corday seemingly harmless free kick sneaks through the pack....Fleisher caught at back post....GOAL! F&M 1 Etown 0
17th: Blue Jays starting to spend time on offensive end....great idea
20th: Winstanley gets open look from 25 out....sends it across the pond and back to Manchester
25th: Dips are starting to bring the heat....sounds like potential boy band single
26th: Holt for Warusz....Brennan drops back to Defense....Galbriath slides over to Right back...Holt moves to defensive middie
27th: Chris Cambell shot goes just wide for the Dips...
28th: Brian Raveling for Severni...
29th: Through ball to Raveling finds the seam...can’t chip over aggressive Eddie Steltz....goalkick
30th: Hoffman fouled 30 yds out....a chance for the Jays
32th: Danny Shuptar kicks Holt in the back of the head....then has words with Wes Bunting and English Rick.....pretty sure Rick called him a ‘whanker’
35: Bunting goes studs up into a tackle and gets a foul....I believe he may have been fed nails as a child...this could be the first glimpse of Wes Mantooth on the night.
37th: Runyon and McCabe for Hoffman and Diller
40: Melee in front of the net....Dips corners.
41st: ball bouncing around 18 yards out.... F&M 's David Steiner gets an open look drills shot wide
43rd: flurry of shots in front of goal...Jose Cabolla sharp header off post convienantly rebounds to Eric Corsini who rifles off two close range shots....but AJ's playing a big game between the posts.
End of Half:
Shots 12-3 F&M
Fouls 11-11
Offsides 1-0 Etown
Second Half:
AJ no longer wearing penny...McGonigle switched his boots new wearing Bright Green.....I loathe him...our middies and forwards need to link up...Etown needs to play with spirt....they’re running around but they have no direction....need to set the tone early, I’d like to see a bunting tackle or some early shots....or if Rick could say something English that would also help...Petrosky gets the nod to start the second
48th: Jays and Dips playing ping pong with the Ball....but Bunting had a big hit...I like it
51st: Shuptar takes out Holt... first yellow by the possibly European Ref
52th: Warusz retaliates for the Shuptar fouls and drills a Diplomat
52th: Terry sends a through ball that hits a streaking Helsel in the back....that pretty much sums up the Blue Jays performance....great thoughts, but can't quite get on the same page
52th: Rick gets a free kick that goes straight to agressive Eddie....definitely not bent like Beckham
53th: The Hill Monsters have stopped the cheering....yells have stopped, drums are silenced, and duck calls have been reduced to innocent squawks....I could use a cheer.
53th: Hoffman for Pet...I LOVED Pet’s hustle...good call Skipper
55th: Flaherty for Helsel...need something extra...hopefully Dirty can provide
57th: young Shuptar commits hard foul on Winstantly...pretty sure Rick called him another dirty English name....can’t say it was the best idea for Shuptar
59th: Blue have zero offense
60th Lazy ball heading for endline young Shuptar with unnecessary shove of Bunting....Bunting throws the ball back at Shuptar
60th: DOG IS LOOSE ON THE FIELD...after brief chase pup is heavily reprimanded by embarssed owner...Etown should look into using the pup as a striker
61th: Etown Corner....Flaherty takes it....finds Bunting head....off Steltz, rebounded volley by Bunting good save by Steltz...another corner
62th: Holt corner finds Bunting....shot whizzes past not so aggresive Eddie and into the back of the net....GOAL...1-1
63th: The Hill Monsters have been awaken, and you know what that means......return of the duck call.
65th: Brennan gets yellow card....game might be getting a little bit physical
67th: Dirty finds loose ball sends a great ball to Diller head.....GOAL Etown 2-1...
77th: Game has definitely picked up...I think the two goals are finally starting to sink in to F&M players
79th: Blue Jays throw in deep in F&M territory...Skipper frantically crying to "run the play"....I don’t think any Jays have any idea what that means
81st: Brandon Corday knifes through Blue Jay defense...drops off to Cabolla, Fleisher comes out for the challenge...shot sails harmlessly past unattended goal.
82nd: Agressive Eddie comes out of box and misplays an ugly ball out-of-bounds...Hill Monsters let him know he sucks
82: Ravs for Diller....good work Matty
85th: Fellow play-by-play announcer Alex Cole has unknowingly called F&M player Ryan McGonigle "McGoogle" for the 273rd time tonight... at this point, I just smile and nod at him
86th: McCabe for Helsel
87th: Dips are getting desparate....another great song
87th: Another aggresive eddie kick flies out of bounds....Hill Monsters come up with catchy chant..."Hey Eddie.....you SUCK!"
89th...Steve Loscalzo breaks free unleashes a bullet that AJ punches away
90th: All hell has broken loose....F&M receives several dangerous throw-ins....Aggressive Eddie is all the way in the Etown box....He is alledgedly trying to score a goal...I personally feel he’s just realized he’s no good in goal.
Final Whistle: Etown 2 F&M 1
Stats:
Shots: 17-11 F&M
Saves 8-6 Etown
Man of Match: Wes Bunting
Buffalo Bills Award(2nd Best): AJ Fleisher
Recap: ETOWN wins BOOT....not the prettiest soccer from the Jays, but after a long weekend trip to Illinois they'll take it anyway they can get it...
Next Up: At Home Blue Jay Classic vs Washington & Jefferson 7:00 pm
Time: 7:00 pm
Weather: Warm breeze, wet grass
Pre-game Notes:
Seeing as this is my first game blog, I should be giving it my FULL attention however, I'm foolishly attempting to blog WHILST calling play by play with Alex Cole on WWEC 88.3
Crowd on the Hill Meter : Strong Showing....Drums, painted chests, chants...and duck call
Referee: looks like that angry bald-headed world cup ref
Fleisher has to wear a green penny...because his black keeper jersey looks to similar to F&M jerseys...controversy already
First 5: Jays look shaky...might be tired from the long weekend tournament in Illinois
5th: Wireless connection found Blue Jay Bloggers everywhere rejoice!
6th: Warusz strong on the tackle....good to see the freshie mixing it up early
7th: Dips free kick....Keil shot doesn’t look dangerous but AJ tips it over the bar for a corner
8th: What’s with McGonigle's hair...last year mohawk...this year it's just a patch of blonde in the front...hopefully his game will be able to catch up with his loud hair.
12th: Diller Foul....F&M free kick Brandon Corday seemingly harmless free kick sneaks through the pack....Fleisher caught at back post....GOAL! F&M 1 Etown 0
17th: Blue Jays starting to spend time on offensive end....great idea
20th: Winstanley gets open look from 25 out....sends it across the pond and back to Manchester
25th: Dips are starting to bring the heat....sounds like potential boy band single
26th: Holt for Warusz....Brennan drops back to Defense....Galbriath slides over to Right back...Holt moves to defensive middie
27th: Chris Cambell shot goes just wide for the Dips...
28th: Brian Raveling for Severni...
29th: Through ball to Raveling finds the seam...can’t chip over aggressive Eddie Steltz....goalkick
30th: Hoffman fouled 30 yds out....a chance for the Jays
32th: Danny Shuptar kicks Holt in the back of the head....then has words with Wes Bunting and English Rick.....pretty sure Rick called him a ‘whanker’
35: Bunting goes studs up into a tackle and gets a foul....I believe he may have been fed nails as a child...this could be the first glimpse of Wes Mantooth on the night.
37th: Runyon and McCabe for Hoffman and Diller
40: Melee in front of the net....Dips corners.
41st: ball bouncing around 18 yards out.... F&M 's David Steiner gets an open look drills shot wide
43rd: flurry of shots in front of goal...Jose Cabolla sharp header off post convienantly rebounds to Eric Corsini who rifles off two close range shots....but AJ's playing a big game between the posts.
End of Half:
Shots 12-3 F&M
Fouls 11-11
Offsides 1-0 Etown
Second Half:
AJ no longer wearing penny...McGonigle switched his boots new wearing Bright Green.....I loathe him...our middies and forwards need to link up...Etown needs to play with spirt....they’re running around but they have no direction....need to set the tone early, I’d like to see a bunting tackle or some early shots....or if Rick could say something English that would also help...Petrosky gets the nod to start the second
48th: Jays and Dips playing ping pong with the Ball....but Bunting had a big hit...I like it
51st: Shuptar takes out Holt... first yellow by the possibly European Ref
52th: Warusz retaliates for the Shuptar fouls and drills a Diplomat
52th: Terry sends a through ball that hits a streaking Helsel in the back....that pretty much sums up the Blue Jays performance....great thoughts, but can't quite get on the same page
52th: Rick gets a free kick that goes straight to agressive Eddie....definitely not bent like Beckham
53th: The Hill Monsters have stopped the cheering....yells have stopped, drums are silenced, and duck calls have been reduced to innocent squawks....I could use a cheer.
53th: Hoffman for Pet...I LOVED Pet’s hustle...good call Skipper
55th: Flaherty for Helsel...need something extra...hopefully Dirty can provide
57th: young Shuptar commits hard foul on Winstantly...pretty sure Rick called him another dirty English name....can’t say it was the best idea for Shuptar
59th: Blue have zero offense
60th Lazy ball heading for endline young Shuptar with unnecessary shove of Bunting....Bunting throws the ball back at Shuptar
60th: DOG IS LOOSE ON THE FIELD...after brief chase pup is heavily reprimanded by embarssed owner...Etown should look into using the pup as a striker
61th: Etown Corner....Flaherty takes it....finds Bunting head....off Steltz, rebounded volley by Bunting good save by Steltz...another corner
62th: Holt corner finds Bunting....shot whizzes past not so aggresive Eddie and into the back of the net....GOAL...1-1
63th: The Hill Monsters have been awaken, and you know what that means......return of the duck call.
65th: Brennan gets yellow card....game might be getting a little bit physical
67th: Dirty finds loose ball sends a great ball to Diller head.....GOAL Etown 2-1...
77th: Game has definitely picked up...I think the two goals are finally starting to sink in to F&M players
79th: Blue Jays throw in deep in F&M territory...Skipper frantically crying to "run the play"....I don’t think any Jays have any idea what that means
81st: Brandon Corday knifes through Blue Jay defense...drops off to Cabolla, Fleisher comes out for the challenge...shot sails harmlessly past unattended goal.
82nd: Agressive Eddie comes out of box and misplays an ugly ball out-of-bounds...Hill Monsters let him know he sucks
82: Ravs for Diller....good work Matty
85th: Fellow play-by-play announcer Alex Cole has unknowingly called F&M player Ryan McGonigle "McGoogle" for the 273rd time tonight... at this point, I just smile and nod at him
86th: McCabe for Helsel
87th: Dips are getting desparate....another great song
87th: Another aggresive eddie kick flies out of bounds....Hill Monsters come up with catchy chant..."Hey Eddie.....you SUCK!"
89th...Steve Loscalzo breaks free unleashes a bullet that AJ punches away
90th: All hell has broken loose....F&M receives several dangerous throw-ins....Aggressive Eddie is all the way in the Etown box....He is alledgedly trying to score a goal...I personally feel he’s just realized he’s no good in goal.
Final Whistle: Etown 2 F&M 1
Stats:
Shots: 17-11 F&M
Saves 8-6 Etown
Man of Match: Wes Bunting
Buffalo Bills Award(2nd Best): AJ Fleisher
Recap: ETOWN wins BOOT....not the prettiest soccer from the Jays, but after a long weekend trip to Illinois they'll take it anyway they can get it...
Next Up: At Home Blue Jay Classic vs Washington & Jefferson 7:00 pm
So over the summer I read a good world cup blog done by Michael Davies...so I got the brilliant idea that it might be something fun to do for the Boys in Blue...mind you, I have ZERO previous blogging experience, and my views may not always remain biased...but whether or not you like it, I'd love to get some feedback....I'll try to post a couple times during and then promptly after all games.
Unfortunately I wasn't able to make it out to Illinois with the boys, so my blogs don't start until the Boot Game with F&M...A little background on the game..."The Boot" is actually a shoe that was worn by the legendary coach Al Hershey who graduated from Etown in '64 and was a two-time All-American for the Jays in '62 and '63. Hershey later went to coach at both F&M and Etown. The Smith-Herr Trophy however is named for former F&M coach Robert Smith and former Etown coach Ira R. Herr. The trophy was established in 1978. Going into the contest, Etown leads the series 21-4-3. However the Diplomats are the current owners of the hardware after last year's 1-1 draw...The game will be played in Etown at 7:00 pm on Wednesday September 6th.
Unfortunately I wasn't able to make it out to Illinois with the boys, so my blogs don't start until the Boot Game with F&M...A little background on the game..."The Boot" is actually a shoe that was worn by the legendary coach Al Hershey who graduated from Etown in '64 and was a two-time All-American for the Jays in '62 and '63. Hershey later went to coach at both F&M and Etown. The Smith-Herr Trophy however is named for former F&M coach Robert Smith and former Etown coach Ira R. Herr. The trophy was established in 1978. Going into the contest, Etown leads the series 21-4-3. However the Diplomats are the current owners of the hardware after last year's 1-1 draw...The game will be played in Etown at 7:00 pm on Wednesday September 6th.
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